Yay. I have joined the club

[Mr Darcy]

Looks like me and mrs are getting divorced. Can I know join the middle aged divorced man looking for young bimbo club? I can also start posting about my soon to be very interesting love life (if after being fleeced by the wife I actually have any cash/cars/houses left).

[chunkymonkey71]

Good luck with it, man.

I hope she doesn't fleece you.

[Four Cofffee]

Sorry to hear that. Tough enough, more so if you have kids?

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Found out about LIzzy B did she?

[Carfiend]

Good to see that Marriage is still proving it is an outdated institution.

[Jasandjules]

Mr Darcy said:

Looks like me and mrs are getting divorced. Can I know join the middle aged divorced man looking for young bimbo club? I can also start posting about my soon to be very interesting love life (if after being fleeced by the wife I actually have any cash/cars/houses left).

Given the Speed, Plod and Law thread about costs, might I suggest you seriously negotiate everything with the soon to be ex without involving the lawyers.

[Justayellowbadge]

Sorry to hear it chap.

[Cara Van Man]

Justayellowbadge said:

Sorry to hear it chap.

Blatant lie.

It means one more woman available for your smooth lines and pure silk handkerchief.

[cupraglasgow]

Sorry to hear you bad (or maybe good news) was going to suggest buying a sports car but think you have that covered already in your garage

[Mr Darcy]

cupraglasgow said:

Sorry to hear you bad (or maybe good news) was going to suggest buying a sports car but think you have that covered already in your garage

Could always buy another one though. Goes off to search classifieds for something outrageous. Less money in the bank means less cash for her.

Oh and I can now go down the pub whenever I want. Facking Awesome.

[Justayellowbadge]

cupraglasgow said:

Sorry to hear you bad (or maybe good news) was going to suggest buying a sports car but think you have that covered already in your garage

For now.

I'll give you a tenner for the M5.

You can buy it back for the same value any time you like.

[Mr Darcy]

Justayellowbadge said:

cupraglasgow said:

Sorry to hear you bad (or maybe good news) was going to suggest buying a sports car but think you have that covered already in your garage

For now.

I'll give you a tenner for the M5.

You can buy it back for the same value any time you like.

Hmmm. Make it 20 notes I will throw in a GT3 RS.

Edited by Mr Darcy on Wednesday 24th February 13:28

[loafer123]

Justayellowbadge said:

cupraglasgow said:

Sorry to hear you bad (or maybe good news) was going to suggest buying a sports car but think you have that covered already in your garage

For now.

I'll give you a tenner for the M5.

You can buy it back for the same value any time you like.

I'll do the same with the 911. Garaged.

[Mobile Chicane]

I'll give you £50 for the GT3. Same deal.

[bazking69]

Say goodbye to some of that enviable garage...

[Mr Darcy]

Set of vultures the lot of you.

[loafer123]

I think you have missed the subtlety of the offers...

[Mobile Chicane]

Mr Darcy said:

Set of vultures the lot of you.

Oh pleeez, pleeez... I'd love it just as much as you do if not more so, and would never rag it, ever.

[Justayellowbadge]

Mr Darcy said:

Justayellowbadge said:

cupraglasgow said:

Sorry to hear you bad (or maybe good news) was going to suggest buying a sports car but think you have that covered already in your garage

For now.

I'll give you a tenner for the M5.

You can buy it back for the same value any time you like.

Hmmm. Make it 20 notes I will through in a GT3 RS.

Paypal ok?


Seriously, though, be prepared. Unless you are nice and amicable, any assets of £500 or more need to be declared and will go in the pot. This, I was displeased to discover, includes any collection of items that together have a value of £500 or more. Be it rare books, watches, tools, Danbury mint porcelain figures etc - if the group is £500 or more in value, it's up for grabs.

[Mr Darcy]

Mobile Chicane said:

Mr Darcy said:

Set of vultures the lot of you.

Oh pleeez, pleeez... I'd love it just as much as you do if not more so, and would never rag it, ever.

Somehow I doubt that very much.