Sorry a bit drunk but...

[Mafioso]

...don't you love outsmarting people (especially girls) about cars!? Met a girl tonight who said she was a car nut and said to me that she knows a lot about cars than me. Hmmmmmmmmmm I said. I then asked her "do you know what heel and toeing is?". She gave me a funny look. I attempted to explain but to no avail!

I laughed and came home! Anyone else have similar situations!?

[elster]

No.

I am not that petty really.

I would much rather someone learn, than feel I have to try and belittle someone so I can feel self important.

[ScottishSamurai]

Sounds like she heard you were a petrolhead and tried flirting, you missed it completely, made fun of her and came home alone

missed opportunity my friend

[WestYorkie]

ScottishSamurai said:

Sounds like she heard you were a petrolhead and tried flirting, you missed it completely, made fun of her and came home alone

missed opportunity my friend

Sounds about right.
Were you drinking a pint of Snakebite perchance?

[Jag-D]

FAIL!

[scorp]

Jag-D said:

FAIL!

[Ginetta G15 Girl]

TWAT!

[Google [bot]]

'Girl: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?

Mafioso: Hi, sure, I'll have a Stella please

Girl: Wow, you're really nice, what do you do, what are you interested in?

Mafioso: Well, I'm a student, and I love cars

Girl: Well hey, I love cars as well, would you like to come back to mine and drink and chat?

Mafioso: You love cars? I bet you don't even know what heel & toeing is... HO HO.

Girl: Well, no, I don't, but you could come back and discuss it...?

Mafioso: Ho Ho you fool, by the power of greyskull how can you proclaim to like cars and not know what heel and toeing is...?!?!

Girl: Well, no... I just.. well, I thought you seem really nice and...

Mafioso: It's when you use all 3 pedals and you...

Girl: I'm sorry, really, I just...

Mafioso: Hahaha LOSER GIRL, LOSER GIRL, you don't know anything you dumb st. How do you tell the difference between a TVR Taimar and a TVR 3000M...

Girl: I'm sorry, I just... well.. So would you like to...

Mafioso: You don't know anything about driving. If you could see my Skoda skillz...

Girl: Oh just fk off

Mafioso: Haha, I win loser...! *snigger*





Don't mind me, I've just had a few lunchtime drinks too...

Edited by Google [bot] on Friday 26th February 04:16

[Psimpson7]

[obscene]

[doodles19]

[phumy]

What a muppet, i cant wait for his return to this thread........

Facking Whooooooooosh........

[Mannginger]

Mafioso said:

...don't you love outsmarting people (especially girls) about cars!? Met a girl tonight who said she was a car nut and said to me that she knows a lot about cars than me. Hmmmmmmmmmm I said. I then asked her "do you know what heel and toeing is?". She gave me a funny look. I attempted to explain but to no avail!

I laughed and came home! Anyone else have similar situations!?

Quoted for tomorrow!

[TotalControl]

at googlebot.

OP will be fairly surprised tomorrow.
Poor chap must have beat himself to sleep.

[moleamol]

Mafioso said:

Anyone else have similar situations!?

No.

[AJS-]

I have said similar things, but instead of laughing all the way home, I've bitten the back of my hand, made an awkward Alan Partridge style grunting sound and gone home ashamed of myself for missing out on a shag and being a complete tool.

[bigTee]

TVR Moneypit said:

Google [bot] said:

by the power of greyskull

[MitchT]

Was she fit?

[g3rrd]

OP have you tried this test from another Lounge topic...
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.htm...

Edited by g3rrd on Friday 26th February 08:19

[Jasandjules]

moleamol said:

Mafioso said:

Anyone else have similar situations!?

No.

I think I did once.. I was however six years old...........