Guys...............I'm going to be rich !

[Nigel Worc's]

I thought I'd share my good news with my cycber mates on ph.

No longer will I look with envy at the pictures of sports cars on here, you see, I've had this magic e-mail !

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Greetings,

I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago,but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.

I wish to notify you again that You were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.

Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you with full details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.

All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Mr. Ben Mark (Barrister)
Telephone [phone]

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Dam, just noticed ........... I don't have a fax number, I wonder if I'll still qualify ?

[Conian]

i'm sure they'd accomodate you somehow, but your lack of FAX may slightly increase the admin fee you'd need to pay.
I mean, it's only fair to add a small admin fee of 4 or 5000 pounds surely?

[Steamer]

I read only one part of that.... his name. Never trust a man with two first names.

[Nigel Worc's]

I'll get the forums right one day.......honest, as soon as I understand.

I put it in the lounge ..... its gets moved to general gassing.

So....being one who is willing to learn, I post the next one in general gassing.

It gets moved to the lounge !

[Morningside]

Steamer said:

I read only one part of that.... his name. Never trust a man with two first names.

Thats true. Paul Simon .... Now, what happened to him

Edited by Morningside on Saturday 27th February 22:35

[okgo]

Can we please stop posting everytime someone gets one of these?

[chim]

Yip, only you and another 50 million people have received this good news.

Edited by chim on Saturday 27th February 22:35

[sebhaque]

General Gassing seems to be for anything car-related.
The Lounge is for anything that isn't cars.

Although with your new found fortune you could buy several nice cars!

Maybe you should string him along and see how far he goes with it?

[Nigel Worc's]

chim said:

Yip, only you and another 50 million people have received this good news.

Edited by chim on Saturday 27th February 22:35

Great news....we can all have sports cars !

[Nigel Worc's]

sebhaque said:

General Gassing seems to be for anything car-related.
The Lounge is for anything that isn't cars.

Although with your new found fortune you could buy several nice cars!

Maybe you should string him along and see how far he goes with it?

I'd love to string him along, and post the replies in here as we go.

Any danger in doing that ?

[sebhaque]

Nigel Worc's said:

sebhaque said:

General Gassing seems to be for anything car-related.
The Lounge is for anything that isn't cars.

Although with your new found fortune you could buy several nice cars!

Maybe you should string him along and see how far he goes with it?

I'd love to string him along, and post the replies in here as we go.

Any danger in doing that ?

Only if you don't keep us updated.

IIRC someone posted something similar a while ago, was extremely funny.

[J B L]

Take look there: www.419eater.com ... Some nasties, lots of idiots though.

[Nigel Worc's]

Ok, lets think of a funny surname for me, you know the thing, like "Ima", only perhaps more subtle

[sebhaque]

You could say you were Sam Cammer

[Ayahuasca]

Nigel Worc's said:

sebhaque said:

General Gassing seems to be for anything car-related.
The Lounge is for anything that isn't cars.

Although with your new found fortune you could buy several nice cars!

Maybe you should string him along and see how far he goes with it?

I'd love to string him along, and post the replies in here as we go.

Any danger in doing that ?

No, none. Make sure you arrange to meet on a dark and lonely heath, preferably during a storm.

[Famous Graham]

okgo said:

Can we please stop posting everytime someone gets one of these?

Amen.

My spam filter does a pretty good job of getting rid of this ste, then some halfwit goes and reposts it as if it's the funniest thing on earth.

For the avoidance of doubt...yes, Nigel, I'm calling you a halfwit.

Edited by Famous Graham on Saturday 27th February 23:20

[Conian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYoeoEE3ww

[R60EST]

Steamer said:

I read only one part of that.... his name. Never trust a man with two first names.

Sums up most main dealer BMW franchises

[andy_s]

Rich beyond the dreams of avarice,

Andy Mike Biscuit-Barrel (Barrister and Shyster)

[Nigel Worc's]

Famous Graham said:

For the avoidance of doubt...yes, Nigel, I'm calling you a halfwit.

Edited by Famous Graham on Saturday 27th February 23:20

Thankyou !

Good to know the spirit of PH lives on, wkers like yourself can always choose not to read something.