Cleaning cat crap

[2 Wycked]

Alright chaps,

My parents have gone away for a week and have trusted me with looking after the home. Of course no sooner had they left but the cat did a massive smelly st on the cream living room carpet.

I've tried to clean it up with Vanish to no avail, so do you guys have any tips for removing it?

Thanks in advance,
Adam.

[Hammer67]

Dye the carpet the same colour as the st.

HTH

[Cock Womble]

Kill the cat.

[skene]

Cock Womble said:

Kill the cat.

+1000000

[Austin.J]

Feed it loads of cream coloured crayons?

No more cleaning needed after then.

[Iain328]

Their cat, their carpet, their problem !

[Simpo Two]

Cock Womble said:

Kill the cat.

Doesn't actually remove the stain though...

Try ChemDry - if it doesn't warrant getting the man in, you can buy a can of their special carpet stuff. Actually, as it's not your carpet and not your cat, the olds can pay for it

[chopper602]

Contents insurance ?

[Simpo Two]

chopper602 said:

Contents insurance ?

Stick a rug over it and save the doubled premium next year!

[andy-xr]

Check under the sofa to see if there'a already any squares missing, if so, cut another one roughly the same size of the ststain. If not, new square cut under sofa, cut out ststain, fresh carpet glued in. Walk away whistling if asked

[Jasandjules]

There is a product called "Simple Solution: Cat Stain and Odour Remover"

Get some of that.

[Killer2005]

Dye the carpet cat st brown

[Pesty]

Admit it. You forgot/couldn't be arsed to go over and let it out could you.

[2 Wycked]

Excellent, thanks very much lads. I'll get on it tomorrow.

[mrdelmonti]

dibbers006 said:

I think you can suck it out like a snake bite as well.

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to ps on it first, although that might be for a jelly fish sting.

[sherman]

Just use a brush, hot water and flash and scrub like you've never scrubbed before.

[ezi]

Simpo Two said:

Cock Womble said:

Kill the cat.

Doesn't actually remove the stain though...

Diverts their attention though.

[matt1269]

Use the cat to scrub the stain then throw it away. You will have a clean carpet and no chance of it happening in future.

[robodonkey2005]

Seriously, the cat would rather not have to sh*t there.
Was there access to outdoors/litter tray? They are fussy buggers and would much rather take care of business in gravel-like area.
If I was you, once all is clean, get 2 or 3 trays and leave them out with cat litter.
Save yourself doing the cat sh*t cleanup routine again!

[Jamus]

Old engine oil, pour generously over carpet.