Just seen this weeks Heat magazine advert...

[Jonboy_t]

'THIS WEEK. Cheryl Coles amazing split, see more inside'.

OK, I think I'll buy one of them. Hang on.....

[Neil H]

"SPECIAL GYNAECOLOGICAL ISSUE!"

[Cock Womble]

Why, in the name of all that is holy, were you looking at an advert for Heat magazine, you big poof?

Oh, I see; You're using "split" as a hilarious metaphor for "vagina".

Carry on.

[farrendahl]

Cock Womble said:

Why, in the name of all that is holy, were you looking at an advert for Heat magazine, you big poof?

Oh, I see; You're using "split" as a hilarious metaphor for "vagina".

Carry on.

Excuse me some of us Big Poofs wouldn't even be seen dead with a copy of heat.....we prefer Cosmo

[Jonny671]

Jonboy_t said:

'THIS WEEK. Cheryl Coles amazing split, see more inside'.

OK, I think I'll buy one of them. Hang on.....

Glad you alerted me to that.. I'd never have thought about it like that

[Cock Womble]

farrendahl said:

Cock Womble said:

Why, in the name of all that is holy, were you looking at an advert for Heat magazine, you big poof?

Oh, I see; You're using "split" as a hilarious metaphor for "vagina".

Carry on.

Excuse me some of us Big Poofs wouldn't even be seen dead with a copy of heat.....we prefer Cosmo

Well, excuse me, girlfriend.

[farrendahl]

Cock Womble said:

farrendahl said:

Cock Womble said:

Why, in the name of all that is holy, were you looking at an advert for Heat magazine, you big poof?

Oh, I see; You're using "split" as a hilarious metaphor for "vagina".

Carry on.

Excuse me some of us Big Poofs wouldn't even be seen dead with a copy of heat.....we prefer Cosmo

Well, excuse me, girlfriend.

Thats okay Sweetie x

[Mr Will]

Jonboy_t said:

'THIS WEEK. Cheryl Coles amazing split, see more inside'.

OK, I think I'll buy one of them. Hang on.....

You started a whole new thread? For that?

If you are bored can I suggest this instead: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...