What's the weirdest thing you can do?

[MitchT]

I went on a first date with a lovely young woman last night and during our conversation she asked me what the weirdest thing is that I can do. I couldn't really think of anything that amusing, but I did think I bet plenty of PHers are capable of strange stuff, so go on, what's the weirdest thing you can do?

[cqueen]

Was she fit?

[Lost soul]

You blew it ............ golden op missed , she was begging for it

[Kit80]

I can fold my eye lids inside out.

[GTIR]

Make my eyes wobble.

Squirt a jet of water through a tiny gap in my front teeth.

Eat cat food.

[T_Pot]

nothing that would be seen as normal on a first day...not by a respectable girl anyway, luckily ive never been on a date with one of them

[MitchT]

cqueen said:

Was she fit?

Yes... and no, I'm not posting pics... nor did I take her up the OXO Tower, or do anything involving an MX5 or a remapped 335d or smashing hers or anyone else's back doors in within the forseable future

[markmullen]

MitchT said:

I went on a first date with a lovely young woman last night and during our conversation she asked me what the weirdest thing is that I can do. I couldn't really think of anything that amusing, but I did think I bet plenty of PHers are capable of strange stuff, so go on, what's the weirdest thing you can do?

You missed a trick there;

The correct answer would have been "I can breathe through my ears and have a 7 inch tongue", you'd have been dragged into a cab back to hers within seconds.

[Morningside]

Lost soul said:

You blew it ............ golden op missed , she would be gagging on was begging for it

EFA

Perhaps it could have turned into an "Armstrong and Miller is that too weird"? sketch.

[LukeBird]

markmullen said:

You missed a trick there;

The correct answer would have been "I can breathe through my ears and have a 7 inch tongue", you'd have been dragged into a cab back to hers within seconds.

Indeed you did OP.
Mark is bang on!

Now she probably thinks you can blow yourself and she's not needed.

HTH.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Making fairly accurate and generally well received noises by blowing down several metres of coiled brass tubing - and getting paid for it!

[Puggit]

I can flip a Pringle in to my (big) mouth

I suggest you don't try - it f-ing hurts when your jaw stretches if you've got a small mouth!

[T_Pot]

NiceCupOfTea said:

Making fairly accurate and generally well received noises by blowing down several metres of coiled brass tubing - and getting paid for it!

This one time......at band camp,

[Shabs]

I can wrap my cock around my waist... twice

[Jag-D]

I can make my eyes wobble

Can get my leg behind my head

That's about it I think

[Pesty]

MitchT said:

I went on a first date with a lovely young woman last night and during our conversation she asked me what the weirdest thing is that I can do.

Would this have worked? " I can bring a woman to orgasm just by putting my penis in her mouth"

[Cock Womble]

I can sack my own cook.

[Timsta]

Puggit said:

I can flip a Pringle in to my (big) mouth

I suggest you don't try - it f-ing hurts when your jaw stretches if you've got a small mouth!

I see your pringle and raise you a fist. (in my mouth that is!)

[King Herald]

I can wiggle my ears, and simultaneously raise my eyebrows, totally independent of each other. I am sure I shall find a use for it one day, other than amusing small children and retards.

[hooperpride]

Shabs said:

I can wrap my cock around my waist... twice

but you'd probably faint every time you got a hard on, swings and roundabouts and all that