Smashing things up
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br d

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250 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Recently had loads of new AV stuff installed. It's fab.

Then just now the remote for the processor stopped working. No amount of pushing buttons and waving my arm about helped so I threw the remote at the wall. It smashed into a hundred pieces. I jumped up and down on the remaining large sections.
Now I know this is a stupid thing to do, I know it's going to cost me an arm and a leg to get it replaced but f**k it felt good.

Why is it that sometimes the only therapy is to destroy stuff?





Edited by br d on Saturday 6th March 18:32

Mobile Chicane

21,842 posts

236 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Get. Help.

mat13

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205 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I was trying to remove an old static caravan this winter off of the caravan park, everything that possibly could go wrong did. The axle snapped due to rust and the whole thing bogged down, after a lot of swearing i broke out the acetylene torch and sledgehammer and cut it into tiny tiny pieces. Very satisfying.

mickk

30,199 posts

266 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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You could have just replaced the batteries and saved all that violence

anonymous-user

78 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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mat13 said:
I was trying to remove an old static caravan this winter off of the caravan park, everything that possibly could go wrong did. The axle snapped due to rust and the whole thing bogged down, after a lot of swearing i broke out the acetylene torch and sledgehammer and cut it into tiny tiny pieces. Very satisfying.
Now after meeting up with you a while back, i didnt get the impression you were a violent person mat,but now........eek









I tend not to break stuff as such, bar the old lap top incident, i just tend to punch stuff and hurt myself, gives you a hell of an adrenaline rush i can tell you

Edited by snowy slopes on Saturday 6th March 18:39

grumbledoak

32,405 posts

257 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I had a very cheap and nasty DVD player once. There was no 'eject' button on the remote. Fair enough, you wander over and press the button. Whereupon it would ponder Life, the Universe, and for all I know Frogs for five full fking minutes before opening the drawer.

Now I know what they look like inside.

holloway_dave

459 posts

231 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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yeah, I probably would have gone down the £2 worth of batteries route too..

v1paul

723 posts

200 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I know the feeling.. ended up putting my fist through my old laptop screen. I often get the urge to smash stuff up but normally contain myself.

Caruso

7,505 posts

280 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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If I've got something that's developed a bit of a problem that while annoying, doesn't render it completely unusable, then getting so annoyed that I smash it up is the final straw that finally makes me get a new one. redface

Nightmare

5,279 posts

308 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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reminds me of a summer job me and my brother did at Sandhurst military college. We turned up on the first day and the foreman handed us each a sledgehammer, a lump hammer and a crowbar and told us we had to completely gut the kitchens and bathrooms in the officers houses and take out a small wall in each. then left us to it. Couldn't believe someone actually paid us to spend 2 weeks utterly destroying stuff. best job ever biggrin

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

194 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I've broke many a mobile by throwing them across the office. I've now mastered the art of bouncing them off a distant chair to take most of the sting out of the throw with them usually landing safely on the floor or sometimes the chair again

JamesNotJim

755 posts

210 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I had a new Dell laptop that was bricking hard drives for no apparent reason, after bricking the third HDD in as many months... I bent the bugger around a bed post. Thrown a few mobiles at walls too. Feels great when you do it, but the cleaning up is always a PIA

GTIR

24,741 posts

290 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Get. a cat.
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PHmember

2,487 posts

195 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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An old boss of mine & his partners once bought an old nightclub that they were going to re-open after gutting it & starting again from scratch. Was absolutely mental fun gutting the place.

If you're ever a bit stressed, buy yourself an old nightclub & a sledgehammer, & then smash the place up - it's a great stress reliever.

It's even more fun if the nightclub is one that you used to detest.

Jasandjules

72,033 posts

253 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Get. Help.
^ This.

Google "Anger Management" and find someone to help you.....

br d

Original Poster:

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250 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Get. Help.
^ This.

Google "Anger Management" and find someone to help you.....
F*ck you.

br d

Original Poster:

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250 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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br d said:
Jasandjules said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Get. Help.
^ This.

Google "Anger Management" and find someone to help you.....
F*ck you.
Just to qualify that, I don't know how to do jokey smilies.


Jasandjules

72,033 posts

253 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Not to worry, I laughed at the first bit anyways !!

(it is PH, I was expecting it....).

gamefreaks

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211 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Where's the thread in which that bloke smashed up his car because the air con was acting up?

You two should get together and smash some stuff up.




...a few weeks ago I did the same with the remote to the Virgin box. Threw it at the wall and it degenerated into its component parts.

I then paniced because 'er indoors would go mad at me for it. (She gets in a huff when I do things like that!)

I then put it all back together, except that there was a button missing. Took me about half an hour to find it, and I had only just snapped the thing back together when she came through the door. So much for some peace and quiet!

br d

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Saturday 6th March 2010
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gamefreaks said:
Where's the thread in which that bloke smashed up his car because the air con was acting up?
Smashed up my Cortina 1.6 with a sledge hammer at my 19th birthday party because the girl I was seeing went into the bathroom with...

That's a whole other story from a long time ago...