Spent most of the evening chasing a rat the cat brought in..
Spent most of the evening chasing a rat the cat brought in..
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fastfreddy

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8,577 posts

261 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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About 3pm, noticed our cat acting a bit strange around the Hi-Fi, so investigated only to find he'd brought in a rat which was now hiding between the CD player and amplifier.

Now this rat really wasn't happy at being brought in. I wasn't happy the rat had been brought in. The cat wasn't happy he couldn't get the rat.

We were all unhappy.

There was a stand-off which continued for an hour or so. The rat was making quite a lot of noise and I didn't fancy trying to grab it. I was trying to 'persuade' it out from behind the Hi-Fi in the hope it would run into the kitchen and out through the back door I had left open. It wasn't cooperating.

Eventually, between the cat and myself, we dislodged it but it then ran under the sofa. This sofa is very heavy. Too heavy for me to lift on my own, so I decided to go back upstairs in the hope it would just run out of the back door without any further intervention from me.

How wrong I was.

About 6pm the OH arrives home.

"Don't panic" I say "but there might be a rat under the sofa". So, naturally, she immediately begins to panic.

Anyway, eventually she calms down and together we invert the sofa only to find that the thoughtful sofa manufacturer has left a nice gap in the base where rodents can enter the interior and set up residence. Naturally, ratty has taken full advantage and we can hear him scurrying around in there with absolutely no intention of coming out.

We try shaking the sofa, thumping it, sending the cat in. Nothing works. Ratty is in there for the duration.

It's now about 7pm and we're beginning to despair. Are we destined to have a rat living in our sofa from now on?

But then - a brainwave. The sofa is constructed from two halves bolted together. The plan is to unbolt the two halves and take the half containing ratty out into the garden where I can cut away the material covering its base and hopefully coax him out.

Another hour later (I eventually find the 4th 'secret hidden bolt' securing the two halves) we manage to squeeze half a sofa through the back door onto the patio and I remove the lining to reveal ratty. After threatening it with a large Maglite, it scurries out and away into the night.

So, now I tack the lining back on with a staple gun, squeeze the half-sofa back into the house, bolt the sofa back together, clean everything up, vacuum the lounge, put the covers and cushions back on, rearrange all the furniture and have some dinner at 10.30pm.

Bloody cat! curse








Tadite

560 posts

208 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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hahah smile

Sounds like a fun night!

working class

8,976 posts

211 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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rofl

chevy-stu

5,392 posts

252 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Sounds like the night my little cherub bought a rat in (one of a number that night, not unusual) and distressed rodent managed to get under the washing machine and through a crack between two tiles into the wall... Rat never came out as I glued a bit of wood over the hole.
Did hear a bit of random scurrying for a few days after mind.. Drove the cats mad too!

V8TVR1978

895 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Before you put everything back together did you clean up rat droppings or are you just going to live with what the rat left behind?????

branflakes

2,039 posts

262 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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hehe

I once wasted 30 minutes dismantling my sofa in an effort to remove the chipmunk that my cat had brought home. It wasn't until the sofa was in pieces with no sign of the chipmunk that I spotted the little fker hiding under the coffee table instead.

Here he is a short time later:


fivesixseven8

6,146 posts

251 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Rats are the worst ones to deal with. Generally ours don't bring too many in, and when they do they've already killed them. Birds/ducks/rabbits/mice will be caught and releases, rats get dealt with by spade! I won't pick them up at all. Quick bop with the spade and then launch it into the field at the bottom of the garden.

They make a hell of a noise too.

FWDRacer

3,565 posts

248 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Defective cat - Get a new one - yours need plugging in for diagnosis to try and understand where its killing machine function has disappeared to.

Mine brings in the occasional vermin (mice/rats)- usually and thoughtfully bitten clean through the neck.

HTH.

GTIR

24,741 posts

290 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Just as well it wasn't a rat in the kitchen.

Watcha gonna do.

fastfreddy

Original Poster:

8,577 posts

261 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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FWDRacer said:
Defective cat - Get a new one - yours need plugging in for diagnosis to try and understand where its killing machine function has disappeared to.

Mine brings in the occasional vermin (mice/rats)- usually and thoughtfully bitten clean through the neck.

HTH.
He could kill them first, but I think he believes we enjoy the game of 'chase the rat/mouse/bird around the house', so he thoughtfully brings most of our presents in alive.

I can cope with the mice, but that rat was a nasty piece of work.

And as for cleaning, the OH was all for burning the sofa, carpets and anything else it went near, so there was plenty of cleaning done after the event...

mattviatura

2,996 posts

224 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Wow just imagine if the rat had been heavily pregnant.......

trickywoo

13,756 posts

254 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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fivesixseven8 said:
Rats are the worst ones to deal with.
A live stoat isn't great either. Have you ever smelt one?

wolves_wanderer

12,932 posts

261 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Haha, sounds familiar. Ours went through a phase of bringing in live toys. They have now realised that their fun will be over as soon as I spot it so they bring in sections of animals instead. I'm not sure what is more annoying, chasing terrified mice round the house and taming 2 cats at the same time or cleaning up guts from the floor...

fivesixseven8

6,146 posts

251 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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trickywoo said:
fivesixseven8 said:
Rats are the worst ones to deal with.
A live stoat isn't great either. Have you ever smelt one?
We've not had a stoat before.

I think the current list stands at:
Mice (all kinds)
Shrews (tought little buggers, make a right noise!)
Rats
All sorts of small birds
Live rabbits
A fully grown Moorhen (that was a shock on a Sunday morning)
A couple of grass snakes

soad

34,386 posts

200 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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I recall reading this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Yes, it's Emsman. hehe

Edited by soad on Tuesday 9th March 10:36

tonyvid

9,889 posts

267 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Best rodent carrying device - a welly!

Seriously, if you know where you recent gift is hiding put a welly near it to corner the fanged beast, bonk about a bit with a stick and the little creature will bolt for the dark inside of the welly. Pick up welly whilst covering the top and take outside. Repeat again after the cat has re-caught the critter...

RVVUNM

1,913 posts

233 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Mine brought a bat in a few months ago. I has up the pub when wifey rang screaming "A BAT....A BAT.AHHHHHHH WHAT DO I DO", calm down dear the cat will recatch it and eat it/take it out, poor girl couldn't go in the kitchen all night.

Puggit

49,467 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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RVVUNM said:
Mine brought a bat in a few months ago. I has up the pub when wifey rang screaming "A BAT....A BAT.AHHHHHHH WHAT DO I DO", calm down dear the cat will recatch it and eat it/take it out, poor girl couldn't go in the kitchen all night.
Best advice.

Lock the cat plus prey in a room. The prey will eventually come out, the cat will win.

robinhood21

31,026 posts

256 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Stop feeding the cat!

Craphouserat

1,541 posts

225 months

Tuesday 9th March 2010
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Thank fk I got out...your house is crap.