Confidence builders from your parents? Or not !!

[oilandwater]

My mother said some 'wonderful' things to me.

'You strip big!' an old favourite that still haunts me when I undress.

Another favourite, 'In that you look as sexy as a bag of cement.'

Confidence builders Eh?!?

[littlegreenfairy]

My dad keeps telling me that everything needs a bit of swank to finish it off.

It makes my toes curl. He does it more now he knows I can't stand it.

[Stu R]

What did you expect from your parents exactly? 5'ers being thrown at you and 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer playing?

[NDA]

"Would you like some egg sandwiches for lunch?" was always said rather too loudly sometimes.

[oilandwater]

'You strip big'....I was only taking my jumper off on a hot day in the garden.

[T89 Callan]

I hate my father, he was a and really ruined my confidence.

[Mazda Baiter]

T89 Callan said:

I hate my father, he was a and really ruined my confidence.

"Sit down on the couch. Now relax. Close your eyes and tell me your earliest memory."

[oilandwater]

T89 Callan said:

I hate my father, he was a and really ruined my confidence.

I wish I'd not asked now. I wont sleep tonight wondering what happened.

[DonnyMac]

“Never steal, always be honest and you’ll go far son”

Good advice and he was kind of right, but when your Mrs asks “does this dress make my bum look big” don’t answer with “it’s not the dress that makes your bum look big honey”

[Famous Graham]

T89 Callan said:

I hate my father, he was a and really ruined my confidence.

It's ok, you make up for it with your charming demeanour on here.