Booty call.. how far is too far?
Booty call.. how far is too far?
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MrMoonyMan

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2,639 posts

235 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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I'm reckoning anything over an hours drive.


Your thoughts..?

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

254 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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MrMoonyMan said:
Your thoughts..?
What the hell are you talking about?

king arthur

7,719 posts

285 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Longer. It takes me at least that to get to the girlfriend's.

Girlfriend's place, I meant.

MrMoonyMan

Original Poster:

2,639 posts

235 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
MrMoonyMan said:
Your thoughts..?
What the hell are you talking about?
How far away would Horny Helen have to be for you to not bother?

elster

17,517 posts

234 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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MrMoonyMan said:
Cock Womble said:
MrMoonyMan said:
Your thoughts..?
What the hell are you talking about?
How far away would Horny Helen have to be for you to not bother?
and the girlfriend.

For a booty call dependant on mood I have gone for a couple hour drive to see someone, even Ireland a couple of times.

A relationship however I would say 1 1/2 as my ex lived that far away. As I am very busy I still didn't get enough time to spend with her.

grumbledoak

32,415 posts

257 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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If you are really keeping it as basic as it sounds, twenty minutes is about far enough.

Add a decent restaurant meal and you could stretch it to an hour per Michelin star.

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

254 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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MrMoonyMan said:
Cock Womble said:
MrMoonyMan said:
Your thoughts..?
What the hell are you talking about?
How far away would Horny Helen have to be for you to not bother?
Ah, right, gotcha. It's an FB availability/catchment area thing.

Right.

Mine complained the other week that her TDI Golf didn't even get warmed up by the time she got to my place.

Pesty

42,655 posts

280 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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This is Britain

Write 'how far would you drive for a shag' not this American Ghetto slang ste

MrMoonyMan

Original Poster:

2,639 posts

235 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
...her TDI Golf didn't even get warmed up by the time she got to my place.
This. Is a good distance.

Muncher

12,235 posts

273 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Couple of hours maybe.

andyroo

2,469 posts

234 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Any further than a packet of tissues and a working internet connection is just too far

MrMoonyMan

Original Poster:

2,639 posts

235 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Pesty said:
This is Britain

Write 'how far would you drive for a shag' not this American Ghetto slang ste
I am fully against americanisms. 'My bad' etc .. But had honestly not thought of a booty call as being trite american slang.

Please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvience caused. Old bean.


On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty? Hmm, I may well need to revise my opinions on this too.

V8mate

45,899 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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No further than the end of the street - according to EwanS.

Pesty

42,655 posts

280 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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MrMoonyMan said:
On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty? Hmm, I may well need to revise my opinions on this too.
If you were brought up on the streets of compton you may. If not the word you are looking for is arse.

Thats with a good old British 'r'

'Cracking arse' is perfectly acceptable

308mate

13,758 posts

246 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Once on a minesite, I turned down a perfectly good booty call that was about 50m away.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

270 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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MrMoonyMan said:
Pesty said:
This is Britain

Write 'how far would you drive for a shag' not this American Ghetto slang ste
I am fully against americanisms. 'My bad' etc .. But had honestly not thought of a booty call as being trite american slang.

Please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvience caused. Old bean.


On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty? Hmm, I may well need to revise my opinions on this too.
"Booty" is a vile Americanism. It is that word which is the main problem. The nearest English word in spelling is "botty".

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

254 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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308mate said:
on a minesite
A what?

V8mate

45,899 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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MrMoonyMan said:
On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty?
I think the word you are desperately searching for is callipygian.

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

254 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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V8mate said:
I think the word you are desperately searching for is callipygian.
Handwriting?

mickk

30,203 posts

266 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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V8mate said:
MrMoonyMan said:
On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty?
I think the word you are desperately searching for is callipygian.
Had a google of that, interesting.