Disturbing phone call

[stigmundfreud]

O/T bit wrong but a valid question. If you were seeking advise from a fellow HSVer would you call them whilst having a poo?

[devonvxr]

Depends if your in the sh*t or not?

[ringram]

Does the person who you are talking about's name rhyme with smell?

[V8NHH]

My other half finds it completely normal to use telephone whilst using lavvy, spose its same as reading a magazine / paper.

Only downside is noise!!!

[stigmundfreud]

ringram said:

Does the person who you are talking about's name rhyme with smell?

I cannont confirm or deny that

[ARAF]

I sincerely hope that it's a case of the telephone being used in the bathroom, and not that she was caught short by the telephone.

[monaro5.7]

but its ok to text when on the pan?

Is this why this forum is so popular

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Well i think that if the person your talking to gives you the shits or indeed reminds you of shit then i'd say the chances are high


STIG YOUR DEAD

[tattooboy]

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

I do hope it was a life or death situation ,or, that you live close enough to deliver a bog roll as mid jobby it was discovered that the roll was empty

[Bonnie and Clyde]

ringram said:

Does the person who you are talking about's name rhyme with smell?

[Bonnie and Clyde]

tattooboy said:

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

I do hope it was a life or death situation ,or, that you live close enough to deliver a bog roll as mid jobby it was discovered that the roll was empty

He didn't hear anything he's lying. I waited till he was off the phone

[crisisjez]

tattooboy said:

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

But would it only be on the overrun one wonders

[stigmundfreud]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

tattooboy said:

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

I do hope it was a life or death situation ,or, that you live close enough to deliver a bog roll as mid jobby it was discovered that the roll was empty

He didn't hear anything he's lying. I waited till he was off the phone

What? here is a transcript of said call

Mel:alrayte Steeg its Mel heeere you ok to talk
Melops <sound of object hitting water>
me:Mel, are you having a shit?
Melid yow hear that?
mehone back once you've dropped the children off at the pool

[S WO2TEC]

stigmundfreud said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

tattooboy said:

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

I do hope it was a life or death situation ,or, that you live close enough to deliver a bog roll as mid jobby it was discovered that the roll was empty

He didn't hear anything he's lying. I waited till he was off the phone

What? here is a transcript of said call

Mel:alrayte Steeg its Mel heeere you ok to talk
Melops <sound of object hitting water>
me:Mel, are you having a shit?
Melid yow hear that?
mehone back once you've dropped the children off at the pool

thats sooo funny dropping the kids of a mell


mel says: im a lady you know.........lol

[Bonnie and Clyde]

It wasn't me Stigs lying
I'm a lady you know and i do what ladies do.

[stigmundfreud]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

It wasn't me Stigs lying
I'm a lady you know and i do what ladies do.

I'm calling st on this one mel

[Tattooboy]

stigmundfreud said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

tattooboy said:

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

I do hope it was a life or death situation ,or, that you live close enough to deliver a bog roll as mid jobby it was discovered that the roll was empty

He didn't hear anything he's lying. I waited till he was off the phone

What? here is a transcript of said call

Mel:alrayte Steeg its Mel heeere you ok to talk
Melops <sound of object hitting water>
me:Mel, are you having a st?
Mel:Did yow hear that?
mehone back once you've dropped the children off at the pool

That's just classic

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Tattooboy said:

stigmundfreud said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

tattooboy said:

I suppose as long as it was not a video conference and the lady.........or man in question had the courtesy of muting through possible pops and bangs , maybe

I do hope it was a life or death situation ,or, that you live close enough to deliver a bog roll as mid jobby it was discovered that the roll was empty

He didn't hear anything he's lying. I waited till he was off the phone

What? here is a transcript of said call

Mel:alrayte Steeg its Mel heeere you ok to talk
Melops <sound of object hitting water>
me:Mel, are you having a shit?
Melid yow hear that?
mehone back once you've dropped the children off at the pool

That's just classic

Stigs talking crap. Dont take any notice. I know this because i put paper down first so there would have been no sound of "object hitting water"

So there

Now wot ya gonna say styyiiigg

[stigmundfreud]

I could also hear the shower in the background

[Bonnie and Clyde]

stigmundfreud said:

I could also hear the shower in the background

Now i know your telling the truth
Now shut the up