Things to write in birthday cards

[V8mate]

Mind's gone blank.

Recipient is early 40's, drives a Datsun 350Z 313GT thingy.

What short message should I use to communicate my birthday wishes?




(Naturally, feel free to take the thread entirely off-topic and include other 'hilarious' birthday card one-liners)

[Cara Van Man]

Nice buns.

[Cock Womble]

An off-the-wall suggestion I know, but how about something along the lines of "Happy Birthday"?

[Famous Graham]

"I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

[mybrainhurts]

Get Well Soon...

[soad]

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, May an elephant caress you with his toes.

As you slide down the banister of life, may all the splinters point in the right direction.

[sleep envy]

Get well soon.

[Cara Van Man]

RIP

[LukeBird]

I fked your mother; it was great.

Best wishes.


P.S. I went bareback.

[OliverTwist]

Good luck

[sleep envy]

Sorry you're leaving.

Good luck in the new job!

[mybrainhurts]

sleep envy said:

Get well soon.

Repost...

[escargot]

Dear love of my life

Since I met you, the sky is more blue, the clouds are more fluffy, the sun is far brighter, the herpes has lessened.

You mean everything to me.

Forever yours,
V8Mate.

[mybrainhurts]

I thought this card was for a bloke...?

[V8mate]

sleep envy said:

Sorry you're leaving.

Good luck in the new job!

Winner.

He'll appreciate the sentiment actually.

[Cara Van Man]

get well soon

[Cara Van Man]

get well soon

[Cara Van Man]

get well soon

[soad]

Keep it short and sweet: "Happy Birthday. Hope you have a good 'un."

[Rocksteadyeddie]

If it's a bloke there is no need to send a card. Unless it is for your son.



If it's for a bird a massive bunch of flowers will go down much better if it is fit. If's it is not refer to above.