Men Only - Worst thing your OH could do?
Men Only - Worst thing your OH could do?

Poll: Men Only - Worst thing your OH could do?

Total Members Polled: 314

Forget to restock the beer fridge: 34
Dismiss the schoolgirl uniform as "tacky: 67
Start a conversation when Top Gear's on: 107
Spit: 88
Compare your performance to that of others: 132
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Cock Womble

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Well?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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My wife once forgot to bring me my cup of juice whilst I was eating my dinner.

She only made that mistake once, mind.

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Cara Van Man said:
My wife once forgot to bring me my cup of juice whilst I was eating my dinner.

She only made that mistake once, mind.
Because now you know to get it yourself?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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went on a date with a car saleman, he texted her having gone to the dealership with her mum

I ask you?? a fking mini salesman!!

Cock Womble

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
I ask you?? a fking mini salesman!!
What, like a really small salesman?

13th

3,169 posts

243 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I just asked Mr 13th what is the worst thing..... and he said "Just about everything you have done over the last 24 years" !!!

Well guess who's making his own dinner tonight! just like every other night biggrin

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
sleep envy said:
I ask you?? a fking mini salesman!!
What, like a really small salesman?
I think it's reference to some sort of midget porn that Ric is into.

zac510

5,546 posts

236 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I prefer the multi-select check boxes to radio buttons. It could only be more bitter and twisted if it had an 'all of the above' option.

Cock Womble

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Cara Van Man said:
Cock Womble said:
sleep envy said:
I ask you?? a fking mini salesman!!
What, like a really small salesman?
I think it's reference to some sort of midget porn that Ric is into.
Well, it's nice to know you two have something in common.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
Cara Van Man said:
Cock Womble said:
sleep envy said:
I ask you?? a fking mini salesman!!
What, like a really small salesman?
I think it's reference to some sort of midget porn that Ric is into.
Well, it's nice to know you two have something in common.
That's it. When you come to City drinks, I'm gonna smash your heroin teeth in.

That's if they last till then.

wink

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Razzle is probably worse than Men Only, if she had to do one.

Morningside

24,147 posts

259 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Poll: Men Only - Worst thing your OH could do?

Where is the 'Say No'? smile

anonymous-user

84 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I voted for all of them.


But what I really wanted to vote for was 'Leave the kitchen'

Mr Darcy

1,006 posts

202 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Pissing in the Kettle. Why did I read that thread.


sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Mr Darcy said:
Pissing in the Kettle. Why did I read that thread.
and why do you keep posting about it?

Cock Womble

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I didn't even know herons had teeth - just long beaks.

Republik

4,525 posts

220 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I hedged my bets and selected them all.

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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The uniform thing. I think it suits me.

Cock Womble

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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DrTre said:
The uniform thing. I think it suits me.
I think it suits you too. Tiger.


ETA: I really needed to end this post with that "click click" noise you make from the side of your mouth when, for example, egging on a horse, but I didn't know how to express it in actual words.

But you get my drift.

Edited by Cock Womble on Monday 15th March 16:59

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
egging on a horse
that's disgusting.