Warning - Chassis Outriggers, Grounds for Divorce.
Warning - Chassis Outriggers, Grounds for Divorce.
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emley

Original Poster:

352 posts

275 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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Spent Valentines Day underneath my beloved, giving her outriggers a damned good rubbing down before coating with lashings of waxoil. A filthy job but someones got to do it.

The future wife was not too impressed and went out shopping.

It gets worse. the garage is attached to the kitchen, and I went under the car for a session and didn't close the kitchen door. Result the kitchen and living room covered in thick layer of rust dust. I did a thorough clean up to cover my tracks but it wasn't good enough.

How do I get back in good books?

AllTorque

2,646 posts

298 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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Take her for a spin?

lemmonie

6,314 posts

284 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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Flowers 1st then arrange a cleaning company to come in a give the kitchen a spring clean whilst you and the missus are at a posh resteraunt

shnozz

30,628 posts

300 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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ask her to forgive you and be generous towards her - suggest that she only cooks a quick meal tonight so she can enjoy some TV before bed.

wolosp

2,337 posts

294 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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Buy her a wire brush so she can share your interests

M@H

11,298 posts

301 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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Graciously let her wash the car..??

Marcos maniac

3,148 posts

290 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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lemmonie said:
Flowers 1st then arrange a cleaning company to come in a give the kitchen a spring clean whilst you and the missus are at a posh resteraunt


Good Lord Mel - I wouldn't want to upset you!

flowers, dinner and a cleaning company

lemmonie

6,314 posts

284 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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well at least you would still benefit! After all you get to eat a nice meal and drink fine wine then when you get home she'll be so impressed she offer to swal..... im sure you'll guess the rest

Marcos maniac

3,148 posts

290 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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lemmonie said:
well at least you would still benefit! After all you get to eat a nice meal and drink fine wine then when you get home she'll be so impressed she offer to swal..... im sure you'll guess the rest


fancy dinner tonight

.Mark

11,104 posts

305 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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shnozz said:
ask her to forgive you and be generous towards her - suggest that she only cooks a quick meal tonight so she can enjoy some TV before bed.


It's a winner!

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

278 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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emley said:
The future wife was not too impressed and went out shopping.


If I was in her shoes I would have sought revenge by spending lots and lots of your hard-earned money on items I didn't really need to compensate!!

Problem solved and you won't make that mistake again in a hurry!!

jessica

6,321 posts

281 months

Wednesday 18th February 2004
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wolosp said:
Buy her a wire brush so she can share your interests


Thats you in deep mire mate.

Maca

146 posts

288 months

Thursday 19th February 2004
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your garage is attached to your kitchen? man, that must really make the garage stink...

the dodger

2,376 posts

292 months

Friday 20th February 2004
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You should have offered to do the same for her:

emley said:
......giving her outriggers a damned good rubbing down before coating with lashings of oil. A filthy job but someones got to do it.


Then a quick shower and take her down the pub for some Guinness and a game of darts.