Calling any fluent French speakers - translation needed!
Calling any fluent French speakers - translation needed!
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PistonReg

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339 posts

220 months

Wednesday 17th March 2010
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Trying to translate the below:

Long story, but they're two Facebook updates tonight from a dear friend who is under a lot of stress currently and I'm a little worried about. Any translations would be fab. I treid running them through Google translate and doing it word by word, but they're not making much sense so maybe some slang in there!

Y en a marre des cons!

Je vise les cons à roulettes uniquement, ceux qui brûlent les feus rouges...les autres cons...faut

Zod

35,295 posts

285 months

Wednesday 17th March 2010
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PistonReg said:
Trying to translate the below:

Long story, but they're two Facebook updates tonight from a dear friend who is under a lot of stress currently and I'm a little worried about. Any translations would be fab. I treid running them through Google translate and doing it word by word, but they're not making much sense so maybe some slang in there!

Y en a marre des cons!

Je vise les cons à roulettes uniquement, ceux qui brûlent les feus rouges...les autres cons...faut
fked off with these tts!

I mean just those tts on rollerskates/skateboards, the ones who run red lights...the other tts...need

Zod

35,295 posts

285 months

Wednesday 17th March 2010
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Putain! Ta mere!


timlongs

1,802 posts

206 months

Wednesday 17th March 2010
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Surprised this hasn't been moved to Holidays & Travel yet

PistonReg

Original Poster:

339 posts

220 months

Wednesday 17th March 2010
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Zod said:
PistonReg said:
Trying to translate the below:

Long story, but they're two Facebook updates tonight from a dear friend who is under a lot of stress currently and I'm a little worried about. Any translations would be fab. I treid running them through Google translate and doing it word by word, but they're not making much sense so maybe some slang in there!

Y en a marre des cons!

Je vise les cons à roulettes uniquement, ceux qui brûlent les feus rouges...les autres cons...faut
fked off with these tts!

I mean just those tts on rollerskates/skateboards, the ones who run red lights...the other tts...need
Thanks - much appreciated! :-)

It still doesn't make a lot of sense, but then neither does an email I got from her about the same time (in English thankfully). She really hasn't been coping with a hell of a lot of stress in her life and I hope she's okay. It can wait until morning to find out though.

Thanks again!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

252 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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"My nipples explode with delight!"

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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"My hovercraft is full of eels."

Glocko

1,813 posts

276 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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The monkey is in the tree!

Roop

6,018 posts

311 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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Glocko said:
The monkey is in the tree!
hehe