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BlueSmoke

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4,662 posts

221 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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Being back on public transport while searching for a new car is killing me. Right now I am sat behind two fine examples of society. Mid 30s and with obligatory dog, they fking stink of cigarettes and damp. He sounds like he has stones in his mouth and she has facial hair, I'm certain of it. Where do these creatures come from? Apologies for the lack of spacing. I am on my mobile.

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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BlueSmoke said:
Where do these creatures come from?
West Yorks by the sound of it.

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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You're travelling on the bus, but somehow manage to be able to afford a mobile phone - a mobile phone with internet access, no less?

Dole scrounger drug dealer scum.

davemac250

4,499 posts

232 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
You're travelling on the bus, but somehow manage to be able to afford a mobile phone - a mobile phone with internet access, no less?

Dole scrounger drug dealer scum.
que?

Even for you that is a little harsh?

He does say he is looking for a car.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

244 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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davemac250 said:
Cock Womble said:
You're travelling on the bus, but somehow manage to be able to afford a mobile phone - a mobile phone with internet access, no less?

Dole scrounger drug dealer scum.
que?

Even for you that is a little harsh?

He does say he is looking for a car.
Probably an E36 M3 convertible with chrome wheel arches and wheels.

sday12

5,067 posts

238 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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I'd rather the bus than a yellow MR2

NiceCupOfTea

25,572 posts

278 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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Wheels would certainly be an advantage.

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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NiceCupOfTea said:
Wheels would certainly be an advantage.
But the wheels on the bus go round and round...

4nonymous

2,920 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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WTF just happened.

Sigh, what is going on with PH.

davemac250

4,499 posts

232 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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And just what is wrong with chrome wheel arches?

Every self respecting mini scab should have some.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

276 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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OnTheOverrun said:
BlueSmoke said:
Where do these creatures come from?
West Yorks by the sound of it.
God's Country

bimsb6

8,722 posts

248 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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davemac250 said:
Cock Womble said:
You're travelling on the bus, but somehow manage to be able to afford a mobile phone - a mobile phone with internet access, no less?

Dole scrounger drug dealer scum.
que?

Even for you that is a little harsh?

He does say he is looking for a car.
doesn't say he intends to pay for one though !

davemac250

4,499 posts

232 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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Very true.

Cock womble you forgot car thieving bd!

hooperpride

689 posts

205 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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But by the rules of the bus surely sitting behind them makes you a bigger scratter? Those were the rules back in the days I went to school.

AndyKH

1,456 posts

223 months

Thursday 18th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
OnTheOverrun said:
BlueSmoke said:
Where do these creatures come from?
West Yorks by the sound of it.
God's Country
Amen my brother. Amen

A yorkshire man walks into a vet and says
"tha's got a problem wi' me' cat"
The vet says.
"reet, is it a tom?"
The yorkshire man replies
"no lad. Thas brought it wi' me'"


tumbleweedgetmecoat

BlueSmoke

Original Poster:

4,662 posts

221 months

Friday 19th March 2010
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Ha. I remember when you could come on here and rely on fellow PH'ers to assist in being highly judgemental tongue out

What happened to this place?! frown

My yellow MR2 was great, for what it's worth. Just a bit..... over the top. I'm now on the lookout for a nice T-Bar Tubby after moving her on. Something subtle, this time though biggrin

I'm worried about rushing into a bad purchase, as a result of the bus and train hell I am currently experiencing.

This morning, I went up onto the top deck, and as I sat down I wondered to myself, is this smell of piss the bloke in front, or the seat that I am sitting on??

Ah, the joys!

Dave^

7,871 posts

280 months

Friday 19th March 2010
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BlueSmoke said:
Ha. I remember when you could come on here and rely on fellow PH'ers to assist in being highly judgemental tongue out

What happened to this place?! frown

My yellow MR2 was great, for what it's worth. Just a bit..... over the top. I'm now on the lookout for a nice T-Bar Tubby after moving her on. Something subtle, this time though biggrin

I'm worried about rushing into a bad purchase, as a result of the bus and train hell I am currently experiencing.

This morning, I went up onto the top deck, and as I sat down I wondered to myself, is this smell of piss the bloke in front, or the seat that I am sitting on??

Ah, the joys!
You need a SOTW to put you on...

Captain Flashman

653 posts

198 months

Friday 19th March 2010
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last time i got public transport i was gimped with a torn calf and it was full of doped up young punks with no consideration for other passengers. I remember when junkies at least had the decency to leave ordinary folk alone, made me feel terrible for the people that rely on it everyday.

BlueSmoke

Original Poster:

4,662 posts

221 months

Friday 19th March 2010
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Captain Flashman said:
last time i got public transport i was gimped with a torn calf and it was full of doped up young punks with no consideration for other passengers. I remember when junkies at least had the decency to leave ordinary folk alone, made me feel terrible for the people that rely on it everyday.
I have to admit, despite all the horrors thus far, I have not had to put up with a moron blasting music (normally something god awful) out of his phone.

Now I have said this, however, I await with baited breath, the journey home.