Always check things prior to chucking
Always check things prior to chucking
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Mag1calTrev0r

Original Poster:

6,481 posts

257 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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Completely innocently I promise!

I was clearing out the garage and I had some Army kit that I had when I was a member of the TA. One such item was an old bergen.
Years ago I stashed some 'gentleman's reading material' in there so the wife wouldn't find it prior to throwing it away (well you need that type of thing when you're on a training week smile

Anyway, I decided that I couldn't be bothered to keep the Army gear any longer and took it to the tip. At this stage I'd actually forgotten all about the reading material and was just about to throw it in the big skip when one of the workers runs over to me and said "anything wrong with that bag mate?". Well of course I was happy to let him take it. As he walked away he said "my mate's daughter is in the cadets and would use that".
Again, I'd not twigged that the bag still had the 'material' tucked away in the discrete back pocket.

So, to the parents of the young girl about to find some interesting reading, I'm sorry it was an honest mistake!

V8mate

45,899 posts

217 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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You had to hide porn from your wife?

confused

fathomfive

11,188 posts

218 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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I'm pretty sure the reading material won't have made it further than the tea shack at the tip.

Mag1calTrev0r

Original Poster:

6,481 posts

257 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?

confused
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl.

Rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

255 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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Mag1calTrev0r said:
V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?

confused
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl.
But you married her anyway?

WorAl

10,877 posts

216 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
Mag1calTrev0r said:
V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?

confused
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl.
But you married her anyway?
rofl

Mag1calTrev0r

Original Poster:

6,481 posts

257 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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WorAl said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Mag1calTrev0r said:
V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?

confused
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl.
But you married her anyway?
rofl
Damn you all laugh This isn't how this thread was meant to go!

Dave^

7,873 posts

281 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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Mag1calTrev0r said:
WorAl said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Mag1calTrev0r said:
V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?

confused
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl.
But you married her anyway?
rofl
Damn you all laugh This isn't how this thread was meant to go!
Come on!! This is PistonHeads... What did you expect? laugh

Mag1calTrev0r

Original Poster:

6,481 posts

257 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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Dave^ said:
Come on!! This is PistonHeads... What did you expect? laugh
Yeah I know... I shouldn't have been so honest! I should have said 'Yeah I had to hide it from her because she's used to such hardcore stuff and I knew she'd be disappointed with it'

wink

Turbodiesel1690

1,958 posts

198 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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Mag1calTrev0r said:
Completely innocently I promise!

I was clearing out the garage and I had some Army kit that I had when I was a member of the TA. One such item was an old bergen.
Years ago I stashed some 'gentleman's reading material' in there so the wife wouldn't find it prior to throwing it away (well you need that type of thing when you're on a training week smile

Anyway, I decided that I couldn't be bothered to keep the Army gear any longer and took it to the tip. At this stage I'd actually forgotten all about the reading material and was just about to throw it in the big skip when one of the workers runs over to me and said "anything wrong with that bag mate?". Well of course I was happy to let him take it. As he walked away he said "my mate's daughter is in the cadets and would use that".
Again, I'd not twigged that the bag still had the 'material' tucked away in the discrete back pocket.


So, to the parents of the young girl about to find some interesting reading, I'm sorry it was an honest mistake!
Dont worry about it, if the young lady in question is anything like the ones who were in the cadets when I was in them she'll probably be pleasantly surprised to find a bit of filth in the bottom of her bergen on a long exercise weekend in deepest darkest Catterick

Edited by Turbodiesel1690 on Tuesday 23 March 09:17

MynameisRob

396 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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A little ironic that you didn't empty your sack of the material you used to use to ... errrr... empty your sack ...

Mag1calTrev0r

Original Poster:

6,481 posts

257 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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MynameisRob said:
A little ironic that you didn't empty your sack of the material you used to use to ... errrr... empty your sack ...