Strange things written on the bottom of number plates

[LFO]

This had me scratching my head. What does it mean?




I think this ...

"Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heart"

[SunderJimmy]

I think it means the Government ended its eugenics programme too soon.

[steeveeboy]

My friend is 19 and has a 56 reg seat ibiza 1.4 DAB sport,
At the bottom of his number plate it says actually,,,, no daddy did not buy this

[LuS1fer]

LFO said:

This had me scratching my head. What does it mean?




I think this ...

"Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heart"

No, it means "Haven't pulled anything bar myself and this sort of juvenile sh*t is what I think will attract the opposite sex to me cos I got a bangin' mota, innit".

In real life, it means "Don't buy this car. Walk away. The owner is an idiot"

[Ari]

I've seen a tired looking old shape 5 Series with "Don't hate the player, hate the game" prominently displayed along the bottom of both plates.

Go figure...

[Jag-D]

On the old Battlecruiser, mine simply said "Burgundy Battlecruiser"

[Bill]

I say a blinged up Skoda (IIRC) with a **** JAG plate with a cat's head between the numbers and JAG and RRRROAR acroos the bottom

[LFO]

It was a 1991 celica gt4 import. Looked ok, not one of Toyota's best looking motors but it wasn't particularly chavved out - It would be the first thing I would change if I ever felt the need to buy it, otherwise I would spend all my time apologising for the "statement to the laydeeezzz".

[Vron]

I saw a chavmobile is Sheffield with 'I hate old people 'cos they smell of piss' along the bottom of his plate. Nice.

I saw a motorbike at Skegness with 'cooler than penguin piss' on the bottom of his plate and another with something like 'wanna race? Can you beat 0-60 in 2.5 (or similar) secs'

[Pat H]

There is a nasty VX Corsa in Wigan that has "Sexual Intercorsa" across the bottom of its numberplates.

No doubt an ambition yet to be realised by its misguided owner?

[Baffled Spoon]

There used to be a classic shape Impreza WRX driven by a blonde girl that said "a bh to handle" on the bottom of the plate. I thought it was amusing at the time.

[dylan0451]

Baffled Spoon said:

There used to be a classic shape Impreza WRX driven by a blonde girl that said "a bh to handle" on the bottom of the plate. I thought it was amusing at the time.

that would've been class if it'd have had grass stuck between the tyre and rim and dents + mud over each corner

[CloakedBummer]

On nasty yellow eurobox, a cinquecento i think theyre called 'lower than your nans tits'

Certainly not lower than mine as she's 6 feet under...

[DrainTheSpuds]

I saw a lowered clasic Mini once with "Lower than your granny's nipples".

[George Matthews]

On a Ferrari 599 GTB "Dick Lovett"

[dabofoppo]

On my almera ( getting it changed ) : Long dong silver

[Elskeggso]

DrainTheSpuds said:

I saw a lowered clasic Mini once with "Lower than your granny's nipples".

I've seen a barried Corsa with that on

[richcorsavxr]

George Matthews said:

On a Ferrari 599 GTB "Dick Lovett"

unless i'm being stupid and you actually now what it means

that is the dealer

[richcorsavxr]

and also at cosford there was a old school v8 drag style car ( had no idea what it was (maybe a vx))

but it said 'fk the enviroment lets drag race'

[Poledriver]

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