Idiot teacher hoax in Evesham

[LeoZwalf]

At which point did the teachers think this was a GOOD idea?!?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260521/Ch...

[Puggit]

So some teachers are so wishy-washy they'll leave a young boy up a tree to wait for gravity to take over.

Others think it's funny to fake a shooting with no warning.


I'm rather concerned that my eldest is starting at school in September...

[Oakey]

I'm trying to work out exactly role this plays in a Science lesson?

[hondafanatic]

Oakey said:

I'm trying to work out exactly role this plays in a Science lesson?

Biology? How quickly the lower bowels can evacuate when required?

[Monki]

Oakey said:

I'm trying to work out exactly role this plays in a Science lesson?

Demonstrating that a school massacre could greatly reduce your carbon footprint probably

[Monki]

'It was one of the more popular teachers who played the victim, I don't think there would have been as much concern if it was one or two of the others.'

[Odie]

I can see what they where possibly trying to do! Engage the pupils using drama and theatre.

BUT WTF...

[Uhura_Fighter]

Odie said:

I can see what they where possibly trying to do! Engage the pupils using drama and theatre.

BUT WTF...

Agreed, WTF.

It isn't as if they got booked on a murder mystery weekend....

[Tony*T3]

LeoZwalf said:

At which point did the teachers think this was a GOOD idea?!?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260521/Ch...

Totally stupid thread title. Please amend.

[Tony*T3]

Gaz. said:

Tony*T3 said:

LeoZwalf said:

At which point did the teachers think this was a GOOD idea?!?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260521/Ch...

Totally stupid thread title. Please amend.

As requested.

If anyone thinks up a better title then I'll edit

Cheers mate. Heart leapt when read first title (due to having relatives with kids in Evesham schools)

[Odie]

Uhura_Fighter said:

Odie said:

I can see what they where possibly trying to do! Engage the pupils using drama and theatre.

BUT WTF...

Agreed, WTF.

It isn't as if they got booked on a murder mystery weekend....

Well I can see how it could be done out of school hours and a CSI style TV program filmed and edited so that the pupils can be engaged via media and the lesson could be with relation to the crime scene science. With the crime scene preserved for the next day and the teacher laying down on the floor in front of the pupil so they can look around etc and "investigate".

But im suprised that the armed response until didnt get involved in this day and age when every child has a mobile phone.

With a bit of thought and planning this could have been a great way of engaging the pupils, soco could have also been approached for advice and possibly attending to help out with the class.

But then the majority of teachers that ive met have been as thick as fk. (no offence intended, their are always exception)

[BJWoods]

quick thinking pupil calls the police..

lunatic in the playground with a gun, teacher shot..

armed police arrive!!!!

someone does get shot....

someone, starting with the head, should be sacked: resaon to stupid to be around children

[the_lone_wolf]

I love the Wail...

"Children from Blackminster Middle School were left traumatised by the fake shooting in the playground, which can be seen on the left of the picture"





Surely no other paper has to explain to it's readers the difference between a school building and the sign outside...

[Parrot of Doom]

Traumatised?

FFS, who gives a st? Children should be out playing, getting their arms broken by doing daft things, gaining cool scars, pulling legendary stunts on their bikes over crap wooden ramps.

If that had happened at my school it would have been the coolest fking thing ever.

Traumatised my arse.

[Mclovin]

maybe it is a good idea to train for.. the way labour are going putting everyone on the breadline, this kind of thing could happen for real...

[dougc]

Traumatised Ballicks. That would be a fking awesome lesson.

[MK4 Slowride]

Traumatised = compo for all those involved.

I feel for the girl who's dad was shot & killed as this stunt shows little sympathy for her & I'm confident the school would've known about that.

[mattviatura]

It would possibly be more productive for the children to be taught how to read and write.

[Slipstone]

Quite right Mattviatura.

Such a pity that Odie didn't have the intelligence to listen to his teachers. He might have gained a basic understanding of spelling, punctuation and grammar rather than crucifying his mother tongue and blaming others for his personal incompetence.

[4nonymous]

the_lone_wolf said:

I love the Wail...

"Children from Blackminster Middle School were left traumatised by the fake shooting in the playground, which can be seen on the left of the picture"





Surely no other paper has to explain to it's readers the difference between a school building and the sign outside...

Best reply ever!

Literally ing