Which one are you? Milk
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So, in case this isn't the norm...
In our office we have a communal fridge. It's full of different bottles of milk. Most are labled with someone's initials, some are not. Everyone was getting on fine until... someone stuck this to the door of the fridge:
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/tod...
Obviously they crossed out "biscuits" and wrote "milk" and then wrote "BEWARE!!!" underneath.
Aside from this being hilarious, which are you? The person who says "some b
d took some of my milk" or the person who says "I only use a tiny bit, they'll never notice"
Actually, i'll add a third person, you know who you are, the weirdo who has a funny smell about him and that ponytail that you think makes you look young. "haha, I spat in my milk when I bought it"
VOTE NOW.
In our office we have a communal fridge. It's full of different bottles of milk. Most are labled with someone's initials, some are not. Everyone was getting on fine until... someone stuck this to the door of the fridge:
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/tod...
Obviously they crossed out "biscuits" and wrote "milk" and then wrote "BEWARE!!!" underneath.
Aside from this being hilarious, which are you? The person who says "some b
d took some of my milk" or the person who says "I only use a tiny bit, they'll never notice"Actually, i'll add a third person, you know who you are, the weirdo who has a funny smell about him and that ponytail that you think makes you look young. "haha, I spat in my milk when I bought it"
VOTE NOW.
I am the person who doesn't drink milk from unknown open containers. Too many incidents of angry owners spitting and pissing in milk (and cordial and soda) cartons and leaving them out for milk bandits. That and a story my uncle told me about how they exposed the orange juice thief where he works at a sewage treatment plant. He said at one point he started to feel sorry for the guy and thought that maybe he should have only used a teaspoon rather than a tablespoon of raw sewage. 
Cock Womble said:
NDA said:
Why doesn't your office provide free milk?!
Because he doesn't work in a fking dairy?I don't drink tea/coffee so thankfully I don't get involved in the whole ritual in the office. Luckily our place supplies the ingredients but sadly there's no machine to make them.
There's only a few of us at my place but there is daily banter/slagging about who's turn it is to get the round in they all protest that it's them that makes the most or they made the last round. At the end of last year I said enough is enough and I created the tea league to make life quieter in the office. It's a bit sad (very sad really) but the rules are simple, if they offer to make a brew to everyone thats in (max 5) and I'm in the office I'll note it down. If I'm not there then it doesn't count.
It's got quite competitive and they won't make a brew till I'm in the office as they won't get a point, it amuses that they are gagging for a drink but no one will make one without it counting towards the tea league. I'm on site in the morning so they'll wait till 10 for their 1st drink tomorrow.
There's only a few of us at my place but there is daily banter/slagging about who's turn it is to get the round in they all protest that it's them that makes the most or they made the last round. At the end of last year I said enough is enough and I created the tea league to make life quieter in the office. It's a bit sad (very sad really) but the rules are simple, if they offer to make a brew to everyone thats in (max 5) and I'm in the office I'll note it down. If I'm not there then it doesn't count.
It's got quite competitive and they won't make a brew till I'm in the office as they won't get a point, it amuses that they are gagging for a drink but no one will make one without it counting towards the tea league. I'm on site in the morning so they'll wait till 10 for their 1st drink tomorrow.
XDA said:
Cock Womble said:
NDA said:
Why doesn't your office provide free milk?!
Because he doesn't work in a fking dairy?k for that I couldn't cope in one of those little books all day, maybe a nice leather filofax or something but not an A5 or smaller hardback one. Lanby said:
Cock Womble said:
NDA said:
Why doesn't your office provide free milk?!
Because he doesn't work in a fking dairy?eldar said:
Lanby said:
Cock Womble said:
NDA said:
Why doesn't your office provide free milk?!
Because he doesn't work in a fking dairy?Tea and coffee were, of course free too (and milk), that's why I asked the question.
Chris_w666 said:
XDA said:
Cock Womble said:
NDA said:
Why doesn't your office provide free milk?!
Because he doesn't work in a fking dairy?k for that I couldn't cope in one of those little books all day, maybe a nice leather filofax or something but not an A5 or smaller hardback one. 
....stop it. PleaseGood grief...will you lot step back a bit?
How much of an ahole would you have to be to let it get to the point the police are involved? Let alone the courts and media?
All this justification about nicking a biscuit would surely be resolved by a chat with the tin-owner, maybe your boss, or at the worst, HR.
Not the bloody police.
How much of an a
hole would you have to be to let it get to the point the police are involved? Let alone the courts and media?All this justification about nicking a biscuit would surely be resolved by a chat with the tin-owner, maybe your boss, or at the worst, HR.
Not the bloody police.
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