Women drivers . . . in their own words!

[aww999]

Eye opening stuff chaps, no wonder they can never get in the right bloody lane at roundabouts with all this going on!

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/935050-Utterly-s...

[ironictwist]

• grabs the popcorn*

[SunderJimmy]

bint said:

hahaa....that is funny.

I drove the wrong way down a dual carriageway once. That wasn't funny but it was extraordinarily stupid.

These women have been allowed to reproduce?

[skip_1]

What were you doing on Mumsnet??

[Neil1300R]

OMG!!!

They are not safe out on their own. Good thing the OH isn't that stupid!

[aww999]

skip_1 said:

What were you doing on Mumsnet??

The wife has been on it since we found out there is another mini petrolhead on the way (Some of it is actually very funny, it's like a female version of PH . . . except they are all execrable drivers it seems!)

[aww999]

Had to add this gem that I found on page 10 of that thread . . .

Mad woman said:

Crashed into a bush whilst trying to do mascara and drive at the same time (thankfully on my parents driveway at the time)

But best has to be driving my car whilst the crooklock was on. Suddenly realised I couldn't break (the lock wrapped around the break and the steering wheel), or steer myself clear and rolled very slowly down the hill into a duckpond.

The thought of using the handbreak didn't occur to me until I was sat in a foot of water since I was so flustered about the fact that I'd been stupid enough to drive off with the crooklock on in the first place. Again, thankfully on my parents land and so my humilitaion wasn't too public!

[Martin_Hx]

Idiots

Im glad not all women are like this, just a shame its such a small percentage

[snoopstah]

I found two people who admitted to driving into someone else's car and driving off without leaving details before I got bored.

[mybrainhurts]

Oh, god, I can't read any more of that....I've just bust my hernia again...

dizzy bint said:

I crashed into a pigeon doing about 80 on the M5.....Poor bloody pigeon. What was it thinbking?

Gerrrrrronimo......I can do 80mph

[shirt]

v1paul said:

woman said:

- I cannot park to save my life. I have to have at least three bays in a row, and even then there's no guarantee which one I'll end up in.

Lolol

Edited by v1paul on Friday 26th March 20:35

same daft bint said:

- I got stuck next to a plant pot in a parking lot, and could not get out. I then phoned DB to come and rescue me, and having just gotten off the phone, realised that if I turn the wheel the other way, the car would move away from the plant pot and I could drive off free. So I did. But didn't tell DB who still drove over to rescue me from the plant pot prison.

[anonymous-user]

I had a straightliner tonight. Gave her a polite blip of the horn as she got extremely close to me and was met with a 'what the fk?' face and expletives. Nice. If she'd bothered to use her mirrors for their intended use she'd have gone around the roundabout. Or maybe she wouldn't. Maybe she was belgian.

But hey, the car is moving forwards so she's happy.

Bet her insurance is fking cheap as well. Yet how many of these s do I dodge on a daily basis at the age of 21, and considered a higher risk? Oh of course, the 'statistics'

/rant

Didn't even read the link by the way. I saw 'women drivers' and needed to vent.

[Cupid Stunt]

Shirley some of them are piss takes

[Robert060379]

"I jumped a red light at the start of my driving test. Still passed though".

Jeeeeeeesssss-arse!

[Engineer1]

Or we could fill an thread equally full, but then we don't admit our failures here

[Vipers]

Strange that you find the majority of plonkers on our roads who seem to have no idea of discipline on:-

Slip roads joining roads
Roundabouts and indicating
Speed limits through 30 and 40

et al

are MEN.

[*Al*]

Vipers said:

Strange that you find the majority of plonkers on our roads who seem to have no idea of discipline on:-

Slip roads joining roads
Roundabouts and indicating
Speed limits through 30 and 40

et al

are MEN.

Very true, but generally when men are driving badly they usually know full well they're doing it.Women on the other hand usually have no idea whatsoever they are doing anything wrong, this is a big difference.

[Elskeggso]

Robert060379 said:

"I jumped a red light at the start of my driving test. Still passed though".

Jeeeeeeesssss-arse!

Cleavage

[Cotty]

*Al* said:

Vipers said:

Strange that you find the majority of plonkers on our roads who seem to have no idea of discipline on:-

Slip roads joining roads
Roundabouts and indicating
Speed limits through 30 and 40

et al

are MEN.

Very true, but generally when men are driving badly they usually know full well they're doing it.Women on the other hand usually have no idea whatsoever they are doing anything wrong, this is a big difference.

Case in point Hamilton knew he was being a muppet in Aus but knew what he was doing.

[dylan0451]

aww999 said:

Mad woman said:

The thought of using the handbreak didn't occur to me until I was sat in a foot of water since I was so flustered about the fact that I'd been stupid enough to drive off with the crooklock on in the first place. Again, thankfully on my parents land and so my humilitaion wasn't too public!

Edited by dylan0451 on Friday 26th March 22:17