spotted on gumtree lol

[bimsb6]

Due to immigration I am selling all my tool kit as a complete set. The box contains everything you will ever need for jobs around the house including glue gun, stapler, complete screw driver set as well as new saw, hammer.. lots and lots of accessory pieces. A bargain at £60 for the whole lot!

call 01327 706120


I wonder if the immigrants took his job ?

[Alfanatic]

[GC8]

Maybe he now gets immigrants to do the jobs very cheaply, making his tools redundant?

[Scott330ci]

Maybe he spelt emmigration wrong.

[GC8]

Perhaps: perhaps he was too dumb to know the difference (selling the tools he had brought etc).

[Halb]

Maybe he nicked a new better set off an immigrant?

[Alfanatic]

Scott330ci said:

Maybe he spelt emmigration wrong.

so did you

I'm sure there must be something in the website that forces us all to make typos when correcting someone's typos!

[poo at Paul's]

Them damned "imigants"

[Mr.Jimbo]

poo at Paul's said:

Them damned "imigants"

[Merp]

Obviously I've missed th joke here but that phone number is for myhome town...

[Shaw Tarse]

Merp said:

Obviously I've missed th joke here but that phone number is for myhome town...

Think the advertiser means Emigration?

[Jayzee]

Needs to ge into the joke thread

[blindswelledrat]

Jayzee said:

Needs to ge into the joke thread

I'm not so sure.

[Cock Womble]

blindswelledrat said:

Jayzee said:

Needs to ge into the joke thread

I'm not so sure.

It's funnier than a lot of the stuff in there.

[Jayzee]

blindswelledrat said:

Jayzee said:

Needs to ge into the joke thread

I'm not so sure.

Hmm, looking at it again whilst sober, you may be right

Did I really type ge?

[blindswelledrat]

Cock Womble said:

blindswelledrat said:

Jayzee said:

Needs to ge into the joke thread

I'm not so sure.

It's funnier than a lot of the stuff in there.

Very true, although it would be the equivalent of throwing a spade of st on your children and explaining that it was funnier than if it had been hot coals.

[MigX]

immigration - come to this country
emmigration - go to a foreign country
i think this is what the op found funny

[Cock Womble]

MigX said:

immigration - come to this country
emmigration - go to a foreign country
i think this is what the op found funny

Thanks for clearing that up.

[bimsb6]

blindswelledrat said:

Jayzee said:

Needs to ge into the joke thread

I'm not so sure.

I'm easily pleased .