Lifts ...Why no cancel button?
Lifts ...Why no cancel button?
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fflyingdog

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621 posts

269 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Ok i have been in an awfull lot of lifts ,staying at different hotels all over the world and i have never found one with a cancel button, how many people waste time hitting the wrong floor button and the lift goes up or down in the wrong direction? Elevator\Lift makers fit a b@@@y cancel button.

That was a low key rant.




Eta.spelling

Edited by fflyingdog on Monday 29th March 22:26

fflyingdog

Original Poster:

621 posts

269 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Mods .Please correct spelling in title, obviously meant "No" and not "Know".

I thankyou

Edited by fflyingdog on Monday 29th March 22:29

Fer

7,773 posts

310 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Some newer lifts cancel with a double click.

sidekickdmr

5,211 posts

236 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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I agree, often thought this!

Let me know if you suceed!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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If it's a Schindler's Lift, then it's a one-way ticket.

/coat

Come on, I couldn't have been the only person to notice that!

fflyingdog

Original Poster:

621 posts

269 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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You sir are bad and are going straight to hell.

Soft Top

1,493 posts

248 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Also where are all those lifts you see in the films with the button that stops it half way to the next floor and sets off an alarm?

fflyingdog

Original Poster:

621 posts

269 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Also the "Door Close" button i am convinced its not hooked up to anything at all because when ever i have pressed it, the doors close when they feel like it.

Sheets Tabuer

21,474 posts

245 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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The lift in my house has a cancel button, I'm looking into voice activation for it biggrin

Dogwatch

6,383 posts

252 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Soft Top said:
Also where are all those lifts you see in the films with the button that stops it half way to the next floor and sets off an alarm?
Still around, someone I know got stuck in one a few weeks back - though six people in a four-person lift is rather asking for trouble.

As for sounding an alarm - this one didn't. However there was a Cunning Emergency Plan in place. You mobiled the caretaker.

No prizes for spotting potential flaws:
- they had a working mobile
- the number given didn't answer (on a Sunday afternoon).

Luckily the Fire Brigade did answer.

Soft Top

1,493 posts

248 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Dogwatch said:
Soft Top said:
Also where are all those lifts you see in the films with the button that stops it half way to the next floor and sets off an alarm?
Still around, someone I know got stuck in one a few weeks back - though six people in a four-person lift is rather asking for trouble.

As for sounding an alarm - this one didn't. However there was a Cunning Emergency Plan in place. You mobiled the caretaker.

No prizes for spotting potential flaws:
- they had a working mobile
- the number given didn't answer (on a Sunday afternoon).

Luckily the Fire Brigade did answer.
The bells are there but if you press it when the list is running does the lift stop so that you can shag your bird in it?

cottonfoo

6,051 posts

240 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
The lift in my house has a cancel button, I'm looking into voice activation for it biggrin
"deck one" smile

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

252 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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fflyingdog said:
Also the "Door Close" button i am convinced its not hooked up to anything at all because when ever i have pressed it, the doors close when they feel like it.
The "close door" button is there to make you feel better, it only works when the firemans key is in.

ArtVandelay

6,692 posts

214 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Sir Sterling Moss had one on his lift, cause too much trouble from what I hear.













bad taste? He's okay now isn't he?

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

241 months

Monday 29th March 2010
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Curious clueless geek mode.

When you rise to the top of a tall building in a lift (say 50 floors), relative to the starting point being a fixed point in space, what would be the shape of the line produced by the moving lift? Would you travel in an X and Y plane or just a single plane of movement (obviously Z 'cos you've just risen 50 floors - say 250 metres ...) Would the moved distance be the same where ever you were on the earths surface?



Someone must know and can you explain your workings to a bod with a forgotten grasp on geometry and h'algebra.

Sad indeed, but I like to hear the answers to questions like this.

Poledriver

29,599 posts

224 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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Famous Graham said:
If it's a Schindler's Lift, then it's a one-way ticket.

/coat

Come on, I couldn't have been the only person to notice that!
I was in one of those and took a picture of the name with my phone camera and mailed it to a Germanophile friend, she laughed her head off instantly! biggrin

tig6

139 posts

250 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Curious clueless geek mode.

When you rise to the top of a tall building in a lift (say 50 floors), relative to the starting point being a fixed point in space, what would be the shape of the line produced by the moving lift? Would you travel in an X and Y plane or just a single plane of movement (obviously Z 'cos you've just risen 50 floors - say 250 metres ...) Would the moved distance be the same where ever you were on the earths surface?



Someone must know and can you explain your workings to a bod with a forgotten grasp on geometry and h'algebra.

Sad indeed, but I like to hear the answers to questions like this.
Can't help with the answer but am wondering if you are stuck in a lift at the moment and are looking to pass the time..


(no - the walls aren't closing in)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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ArtVandelay said:
Sir Sterling Moss had one on his lift, cause too much trouble from what I hear.
He's having a cancel button fitted to himself, he doesn't use the lift.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

241 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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tig6 said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
Curious clueless geek mode.

When you rise to the top of a tall building in a lift (say 50 floors), relative to the starting point being a fixed point in space, what would be the shape of the line produced by the moving lift? Would you travel in an X and Y plane or just a single plane of movement (obviously Z 'cos you've just risen 50 floors - say 250 metres ...) Would the moved distance be the same where ever you were on the earths surface?



Someone must know and can you explain your workings to a bod with a forgotten grasp on geometry and h'algebra.

Sad indeed, but I like to hear the answers to questions like this.
Can't help with the answer but am wondering if you are stuck in a lift at the moment and are looking to pass the time..


(no - the walls aren't closing in)
No, not stuck in a lift at the moment - thought the thought of riding an external 'scenic' elevator up the outside of a skyscraper as about as appealing a thought as being stuck in a glass box with a 20ft hungry anaconda

foreverdriving

1,869 posts

280 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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fflyingdog said:
You sir are bad and are going straight to hell.
Only because he can't find the cancel button.