Women - Know Your Limits

[Count Johnny]

(A conversation with my commercial artist girlfriend (CFS) who had spent the day being briefed to do a storyboard for an advert with a car in it).

CFS I need to draw a big sportscar with a Vee Two engine in it.

CJS I think you’ll find it was probably a V12 engine.

CFS No (she replies shuffling through her notes) it was definitely a Vee Two engine.

CJS I think that’s a bit unlikely. Are you sure it wasn’t a V12? Or maybe a V8? Maybe even a V10?

CFS (Getting a bit cross and still shuffling through her notes) No it was definitely a Vee Two?

CJS Really? How many cylinders does my car have?

CFS Erm…Is it a thousand?

Women – Know Your limits!

[adam85]

Nice Are you sure it definitely a car and not a v-twin motorcycle !?

[Simon T]

She's bin lookin at your race car, that'll confuse anyone!

S

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Here's one for your (soon to be ex?) girlfriend >

www.leuband.de/v2engines/img/samara1.jpg

[LCM]

Count Johnny said:

(A conversation with my commercial artist girlfriend (CFS) who had spent the day being briefed to do a storyboard for an advert with a car in it).

CFS I need to draw a big sportscar with a Vee Two engine in it.

CJS I think you’ll find it was probably a V12 engine.

CFS No (she replies shuffling through her notes) it was definitely a Vee Two engine.

CJS I think that’s a bit unlikely. Are you sure it wasn’t a V12? Or maybe a V8? Maybe even a V10?

CFS (Getting a bit cross and still shuffling through her notes) No it was definitely a Vee Two?

CJS Really? How many cylinders does my car have?

CFS Erm…Is it a thousand?

Women – Know Your limits!

Blimey! This could well be the scoop of the century.

"Morgan to re-start production of JAP engined 3 wheelers".

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LCM said:

"Morgan to re-start production of JAP engined 3 wheelers".

Watercooled Meshersmitt Theme with darn great GP Combo rear tyre this time round then we can have some proper Biggles Quality fun with the aero

[LCM]

splitpin said:

LCM said:

"Morgan to re-start production of JAP engined 3 wheelers".

Watercooled Meshersmitt Theme with darn great GP Combo rear tyre this time round then we can have some proper Biggles Quality fun with the aero

and a couple of Vickers .303 calibre pieces on the top wing....................

Taka take take taka .............................

Whatever you do Trev, don't mention the War!

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LCM said:

Whatever you do Trev, don't mention the War!

OK, Point Taken








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