OH wants to be matching (clothes)
OH wants to be matching (clothes)
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AUDIHenry

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2,201 posts

217 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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The initial message was deleted from this topic on 03 April 2010 at 22:07

sherman

15,286 posts

245 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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She will be making you shop in M&S next and you will be wearing his and hers jackets.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Is your name Harold?

Is her's Hilda?

If not, tell her to do one.

Felters

618 posts

229 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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It's the beginning of the end... next time you're in her flat have a good look for Folic Acid tablets and scraps of paper on which she has been practicing her signature with her new surname.

Sorry - just spotted you're in LA. Completely normal behaviour old boy. Nothing to worry about.

GC8

19,910 posts

220 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Famous Graham said:
Is your name Harold?

Is her's Hilda?

If not, tell her to do one.
Howard & Hilda, FYI.



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AUDIHenry

Original Poster:

2,201 posts

217 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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GC8 said:
Famous Graham said:
Is your name Harold?

Is her's Hilda?

If not, tell her to do one.
Howard & Hilda, FYI.



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Otherwise that made no sense lol

Davey S2

13,394 posts

284 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Run. Run now and run fast. The Mental has started.

ndtman

752 posts

211 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Tell her that you already wear the same underwear as her and see if she approves.


Edited by ndtman on Thursday 1st April 08:13

Adenauer

18,982 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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swerni said:
You do wear the trousers in the relationship, don't you?
Not when she's wearing a dress wink

y2blade

56,321 posts

245 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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is this an April fools wind-up?


sday12

5,067 posts

241 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Adenauer said:
swerni said:
You do wear the trousers in the relationship, don't you?
Not when she's wearing a dress wink
AUDIHenryin another thread he started said:
Guys,

I am seeing a great woman: educated, smart, and beautiful. Her only fault, if one can call it that, is her level of competitiveness: she ABSOLUTELY hates to lose and shows it in brilliant colors! I am, of course, referring to games and fun, such as bowling, billiards, golf, running, sports, video games, etc. When she wins, she's on top of the world, smiles and joy! But when she loses, especially to me, WOW, RUN FAR AWAY! She can't have a good time with friends if she's losing, it seems, and will physically and emotionally show it.

Today we went out with a few other friends and I beat them all at a particular game, we all had a good time, but she was FUMING.

What's the deal here? Have any of you experienced anything as odd as this?
CONTROL FREAK MENTAL...RUN!!!!!

Adenauer

18,982 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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YOU-WILL-NOT-BEAT-ME-AT-TRIVIAL-PURSUIT-EVER-AGAIN ranting



gonzales

591 posts

241 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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I fear THE MENTAL is upon her. Run and run fast.

BoRED S2upid

21,070 posts

270 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Haha I went out with a posh bird once who was the same, and bought me loads of stuff. Providing its not matching jumpers go with the flow she might repay you in bed!

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

228 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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AUDIHenryin another thread he started said:
Guys,

I am seeing a great woman: educated, smart, and beautiful. Her only fault, if one can call it that, is her level of competitiveness: she ABSOLUTELY hates to lose and shows it in brilliant colors! I am, of course, referring to games and fun, such as bowling, billiards, golf, running, sports, video games, etc. When she wins, she's on top of the world, smiles and joy! But when she loses, especially to me, WOW, RUN FAR AWAY! She can't have a good time with friends if she's losing, it seems, and will physically and emotionally show it.

Today we went out with a few other friends and I beat them all at a particular game, we all had a good time, but she was FUMING.

What's the deal here? Have any of you experienced anything as odd as this?
My friend's missus is exactly like this - think Monica from friends. Terrible looser and a worse winner.

ShadownINja

80,108 posts

312 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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BoRED S2upid said:
Haha I went out with a posh bird once who was the same, and bought me loads of stuff. Providing its not matching jumpers go with the flow she might repay you in bed!
As in she won't sew his scrotum to the bedsheets (see other thread on women woes).

Ganglandboss

8,555 posts

233 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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My dad's cousin and his missus had matching green shirt and dress. She was quite into dress making at the time and it was, to their defence, the early 80s. She wad some revolting green fabric and knocked up these stylish little numbers.

They were new parents at the time and had managed to get a baby sitter. As they didn't get many nights out, he went a bit mad with the beer. Back in the taxi, he had the urge to vomit. Being pissed as a fart, he couldn't find the handle to wind the window down. He reached for his shirt to throw up into and was greeted by a look of horror from his wife whose dress he had just chucked up into.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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The Black Flash said:
Terrible looser .
True of any woman.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

255 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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GC8 said:
Famous Graham said:
Is your name Harold?

Is her's Hilda?

If not, tell her to do one.
Howard & Hilda, FYI.



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Doh.

zollburgers

1,285 posts

213 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Is it really a problem? When I go shopping alone I buy crap clothes, I'd rather have someone pick out clothes. Far simpler. It's only a problem when they start browsing at girly stuff and you look like a pervert stood alone in a woman shop while they go to try things on.