Nice bit of inconsiderate parking...
Nice bit of inconsiderate parking...
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fastfreddy

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8,577 posts

268 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Earlier today...



Not just any two parking bays, but the ones reserved for bikes (as the big green noticeboard right in front of his windscreen points out).




Angry Sheep

1,199 posts

241 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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He's got his hazards on so it's ok to park like a numpty rolleyes

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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It's a truck. Nobody argues with a truck....

PS.....there's a thread for this

rigga

8,808 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Twunt......

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Maybe he's taking the piss because the sign is green...

Or it's a woman....

sday12

5,068 posts

242 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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I know I shouldn't have done, and it being a holy day and all that but I saw the very same thing at my local Tescos.


Was I wrong to put two shopping trolleys in the gaps either side of her RR Sport?


Forgive me Father for I have sinned (albeit against an orange Essssssex MILF)

Motorrad

6,811 posts

218 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Maybe the owner of the vehicle is unable to read. It looks like the type of vehicle favoured by pikeys..........

mickrick

3,762 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Saves getting dings in the doors. wink

Diderot

9,717 posts

223 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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sday12 said:
I know I shouldn't have done, and it being a holy day and all that but I saw the very same thing at my local Tescos.


Was I wrong to put two shopping trolleys in the gaps either side of her RR Sport?


Forgive me Father for I have sinned (albeit against an orange Essssssex MILF)
No, the only sin committed was going to Tescos. A heinous crime.

fastfreddy

Original Poster:

8,577 posts

268 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Hazard are on because the proximity alarm was going off due to some old dear walking within 2 feet of it. Bloke who parked it was on his own (no kids, pushchairs etc.) and looked like a lazy wide-boy who couldn't give a stuff about anyone else other than himself.

There were plenty of free parking spaces on the other side of the car park and TBH if he had parked across 2 bays there and walked another 50 yards to the supermarket entrance, I wouldn't have been that bothered.

Some people just take the piss.

Turbo cab

1,601 posts

263 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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mickrick said:
Saves getting dings in the doors. wink
This.

Did any of you actually think for a second that maybe he was being considerate to the neighbouring car by parking in two spaces and by doing so avoiding putting a nice dent in there door?

After all the range rover is a BIG car.


nsmith1180

3,941 posts

209 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Just based on the look of the sign.

Worst I can afford to shop at waitrose topic ever!

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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It's George Michael's car, he's clearly fallen asleep (again), hit the sign which has caused him to stop, fallen forward and hit his head on the hazard lights button, and is now in the passenger side footwell looking for his dropped spliff.

HTH

Paul Drawmer

5,165 posts

298 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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It's a Range Rover, they're allowed to do that. Didn't you know?

fastfreddy

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8,577 posts

268 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Turbo cab said:
Did any of you actually think for a second that maybe he was being considerate...
No

mickrick

3,762 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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I allways look for the disabled space, they're always wider, and pretty much garentees no dings in the doors. If anyone's watching, I just put on a limp.

West4x4

672 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Angry Sheep said:
He's got his hazards on so it's ok to park like a numpty rolleyes
Sidelights still parked like a tt tho

Turbo cab

1,601 posts

263 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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fastfreddy said:
Turbo cab said:
Did any of you actually think for a second that maybe he was being considerate...
No
Of course not.

And of course you seem like the sort of person who would be the first to moan how inconsiderate someone had been if they'd put a ding in your door rolleyes

Wheelrepairit

3,051 posts

235 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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mickrick said:
I allways look for the disabled space, they're always wider, and pretty much garentees no dings in the doors. If anyone's watching, I just put on a limp.
Well done, give yourself a pat on the back for that one.

essexplumber

7,756 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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sday12 said:
I know I shouldn't have done, and it being a holy day and all that but I saw the very same thing at my local Tescos.


Was I wrong to put two shopping trolleys in the gaps either side of her RR Sport?


Forgive me Father for I have sinned (albeit against an orange Essssssex MILF)
I you had put a shopping trolley either side of my car for whatever reason I would shove them both up your ass. Are people from essex beneath you or are you 4x4 hating leftie?
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