Thick chavs use glue

[mybrainhurts]

What the hell do these scrotes think they're going to do with this knackered spoiler?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlUR49wTgVI

It just snaps on and off, innit?

[glazbagun]

I'm anti death penalty. But unless they had an amazing excuse, or evidence of living an outstanding life beforehand, I'd really have no problem if such people were executed.

[North West Tom]

Come on though, it would look mint on his corsa.

[kavanagh]

S!!!!...!.
Nothing makes me more angry then some vandalising someone elses property!!!!

[alpine-star]

Get hold on the little F**ks and beat them with a very big stick, option to have six inch nails would be down to the person doing the beating, and just keep going till there dead or the person doing the beating runs out of steam, then the next person could take over the beating. There would be a very big queue and a shortage of nails in the shops.

[pilchardthecat]

kavanagh said:

S!!!!...!.
Nothing makes me more angry then some vandalising someone elses property!!!!

I would give them a life of penury rather than the death penalty, mainly because the car looks a lot better without the silly plastic thing...

[g3org3y]

Cut off hands.

It's much harder to steal stuff without hands.

[MarJay]

That is the kind of crime that would drop to zero if ordinary law abiding citizens were allowed to carry firearms and use them to defend life and property.

[Orb the Impaler]

That's the trouble with owning stuff like Scoobies - the shaven headed "Phil Mitchell" crowd are all tooling round in them - and some of their cars are now 14 years old. So if they damage or crash theirs - or simply fancy a new spoiler - then they just go out and steal one.

[hellrot_e34]

i think a fitting and ironic punishment would be to repeatedly beat them round the head with the very same spoiler they nicked.

[jains15]

MarJay said:

That is the kind of crime that would drop to zero if ordinary law abiding citizens were allowed to carry firearms and use them to defend life and property.

...Until said crims start carrying firearms and use them to deadly effect as a pre-emptive measure. Then we may as well live in America.

WRT the OP, love the way the guy on the right just sprints off when deed is done.

[wackojacko]

g3org3y said:

Cut off hands.

It's much harder to steal stuff without hands.

True g3org3y for priminister !

[Babu 01]

wackojacko said:

g3org3y said:

Cut off hands.

It's much harder to steal stuff without hands.

True g3org3y for priminister !

Careful, you'll have this place swamped with EDL in a minute.

[Twincam16]

kavanagh said:

S!!!!...!.
Nothing makes me more angry then some vandalising someone elses property!!!!

Not even rape and murder?

[kavanagh]

Let me requote.
This makes me angry BUT not as much as rape/murder etc.
But it still winds me up.

Twincam16 said:

kavanagh said:

S!!!!...!.
Nothing makes me more angry then some vandalising someone elses property!!!!

Not even rape and murder?

[vdubbin]

I reckon that's staged...

[buggalugs]

Pre-planned definitely, theres no pause, talk or discussion as they walk up they just walk straight up and do the biz like they've done it a hundred times. Probably scoped it earlier!

[Spree]

It doesn't suprise me at all, people will steal anything now. I woke up one morning to find my front windscreen wipers gone (yes, windscreen wipers). I had replaced them about a week earlier so they were almost new but I cant imagine how desperate you'd have to be to nick a pair of wipers.
I'm guessing they target certain cars and presumably sell the parts on ebay or something as there was reports of similar thefts in my local newspaper afterwards.

[LukeBird]

Scum...

[rypt]

pilchardthecat said:

kavanagh said:

S!!!!...!.
Nothing makes me more angry then some vandalising someone elses property!!!!

I would give them a life of penury rather than the death penalty, mainly because the car looks a lot better without the silly plastic thing...

The spoiler is functional though