Buy your stupid kid this car.

[Mr AJ]

http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html

On a related note, The focus looks quite ugly as a saloon.


A few of my favourite bits from the advert:

"It’s slow as st. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do st."

"It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it"

"It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fk it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”."

[Uhura_Fighter]

Mr AJ said:

On a related note, The focus looks quite ugly as a saloon.

But you drive a Combo van?

[North West Tom]

advert said:

It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if youd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.

Edited by North West Tom on Thursday 8th April 23:25

[Blown2CV]

Is the 'crazy' advert becoming a common thing now? Bit like viral marketing, just gets emailed around everyone. Probably quite a clever way to sell the car in a way.

[GTIR]

Blown2CV said:

Is the 'crazy' advert becoming a common thing now? Bit like viral marketing, just gets emailed around everyone. Probably quite a clever way to sell the car in a way.

True.
It does seem the norm' to over do an advert for or car or make it sound more interesting, just like your username.

I don't see no blown 2CV.

I don't see any 2CV!

[ZesPak]

North West Tom said:

advert said:

It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if youd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.

that got me too, genuinely lol'd

Edited by ZesPak on Friday 9th April 08:45

[bazking69]

They love the Focus saloon in the States. But then again, they've always been fond of poglers...