Gordon is a moron by Jilted John
Gordon is a moron by Jilted John
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tvrtim

Original Poster:

438 posts

292 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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This should be re released.
Straight to No 1.

Wacky Racer

41,370 posts

277 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Bought it when it first came out around 1978.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN45OjB-cCU

tvrtim

Original Poster:

438 posts

292 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Great stuff.
Thanks for the link.

soad

34,689 posts

206 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Didn't even know this song existed. Thumbs up from me!

chevykevv

1,447 posts

237 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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If it's on itunes we could start a facebook campaign to get everyone to buy it.

edit. Beaten to it.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=475144710130...

Edited by chevykevv on Friday 9th April 12:56


Edited by chevykevv on Friday 9th April 12:57

the-gofer

651 posts

270 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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No it shouldn't.

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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tvrtim said:
This should be re released.
Straight to No 1.
JiltedJohn said:
I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
...

Gordon, I love you
But there's this guy I fancy
I don't want to two time you
so this is the end for you and me

GORDON IS A MORON
...
I was so upset
I cried all the way to the chip shop
...
etc etc

Simply wonderful rofl

tvrtim

Original Poster:

438 posts

292 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Gordon, ( the gofer ) do you not like the song?

Edited by tvrtim on Friday 9th April 13:05

the-gofer

651 posts

270 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Don said:
tvrtim said:
This should be re released.
Straight to No 1.
JiltedJohn said:
I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
...

Gordon, I love you
But there's this guy I fancy
I don't want to two time you
so this is the end for you and me

GORDON IS A MORON
...
I was so upset
I cried all the way to the chip shop
...
etc etc

Simply wonderful rofl
You've also got to remember that John was a whinging, cry baby whereas Gordon got the girl

the-gofer

651 posts

270 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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tvrtim said:
Gordon, ( the gofer ) do you not like the song?

Edited by tvrtim on Friday 9th April 13:05
My PE teacher used that song to make my life hell in secondary school, so John Shuttleworth has never really been high in my estimation.

I am aware that my ire is somewhat mis-directed and should be vented more in the direction of cruel secondary school bullies, but the song endures whereas Mr. Roberts is probably crippled, old or dead (or all three) by now. biggrin

Edited by the-gofer on Friday 9th April 13:14

Gaspode

4,167 posts

226 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Now that Jilted John has aged into the John Shuttleworth persona, maybe he could be persuaded to issue an update?

the-gofer

651 posts

270 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Gaspode said:
Now that Jilted John has aged into the John Shuttleworth persona, maybe he could be persuaded to issue an update?
What, using his "500 Bus Stops" style? laugh

HiRich

3,337 posts

292 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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the-gofer said:
My PE teacher used that song to make my life hell in secondary school, so John Shuttleworth has never really been high in my estimation.
Altogether now...

Iiii don't care, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah,
it's not fair, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah...

smile

Jilted John

3,091 posts

206 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Enough of this st you lot...

yeah yeah, yeah yeah...

Mojooo

13,291 posts

210 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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tvrtim said:
This should be re released.
Straight to No 1.
Older than the records some of the PH crowd have been playing on here then.

GC8

19,910 posts

220 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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the-gofer said:
Gaspode said:
Now that Jilted John has aged into the John Shuttleworth persona, maybe he could be persuaded to issue an update?
What, using his "500 Bus Stops" style? laugh
I think itll lose something in an 'Austin Ambassador Eh Reg?' stylee...

Morningside

24,147 posts

259 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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School time youth club sing-along.

  • mumble**mumble**mumble* GORDON IS A MORON! *mumble**mumble**mumble*

PaulHogan

7,626 posts

308 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Gaspode said:
Now that Jilted John has aged into the John Shuttleworth persona, maybe he could be persuaded to issue an update?
My cousin went to Computer college (circa 1985) with Gordon. He'd married Julie and they had (then) two kids.

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