Fertility of teenage chav underclass

[Tsippy]

Is there any reason that the young chav underclass in the UK are so fertile? Considering that a lot of couples struggle to get pregnant, it amazes me at how many "kid-moms" exist

Are they humping around the clock or is there something that they put in White Lightning to increase the pregnancy rate?

[Mr Will]

Fertility drops with age, getting pregnant in your 30's is much harder than in your teens.

[theaxe]

Mr Will said:

Fertility drops with age, getting pregnant in your 30's is much harder than in your teens.

This.

These days you pretty much have to be in your early 30th to be able to afford a child. Unless you're on benefits in which case the sooner the better.

[Tsippy]

Ah that explains it, cheers!

[Gun]

Also what you mentioned in the OP, some of them will have been cocked more times than Dick Turpins pistols even at their age.

[tangent police]

Biologically, the scum are doing it right.

The irony is that the people who facilitate them have to prolong their nesting/breeding until they can actually afford it, which is handicapped further by being raped at every turn for tax!

I've just decided to pay as little tax as possible. fkem.

[Jasandjules]

Tenants Extra has fertility powder in it.

Or, as above, fertility deteriorates with age, so late teens/early 20s is better than early 30s (which is what those who work for a living have to do as they have houses to buy and scrotes are expensive).

[Mobile Chicane]

Motherhood is the only thing these girls are going to achieve in their lives, and they don't see any reason to delay it. It's a 'career choice'.

Edited by Mobile Chicane on Sunday 11th April 20:46

[Jasandjules]

Mobile Chicane said:

Motherhood is the only thing these girls are going to achieve in their lives, and they don't see any reason to delay it. It's a 'career choice'.

Edited by Mobile Chicane on Sunday 11th April 20:46

It appears to pay quite well.

[Dogwatch]

Jasandjules said:

Mobile Chicane said:

Motherhood is the only thing these girls are going to achieve in their lives, and they don't see any reason to delay it. It's a 'career choice'.

Edited by Mobile Chicane on Sunday 11th April 20:46

It appears to pay quite well.

And you get a pension......

[Mobile Chicane]

Jasandjules said:

Mobile Chicane said:

Motherhood is the only thing these girls are going to achieve in their lives, and they don't see any reason to delay it. It's a 'career choice'.

Edited by Mobile Chicane on Sunday 11th April 20:46

It appears to pay quite well.

Well, quite. Terminate subsidised housing and benefits for single mothers - admittedly at the risk of disadvantaging those who haven't chosen to be in that situation - and there's the problem solved at a stroke.

No girl in this day and age of free, reliable, and widely available contraception need become pregnant.

Yet the gubberment persists with well-intentioned (yet wholly ineffective) marketing campaigns to try and persuade chav princesses to 'aim higher'.

Why should they when they know they don't have to?

[eldar]

Tsippy said:

Is there any reason that the young chav underclass in the UK are so fertile? Considering that a lot of couples struggle to get pregnant, it amazes me at how many "kid-moms" exist

Are they humping around the clock or is there something that they put in White Lightning to increase the pregnancy rate?

They are no more fertile than any other 'class'.

Its just a job, the pay is benefits, the father is the toolkit, the baby is a side effect.

Personally I blame the employer.

[HOGEPH]

Probably most of them are boxes of assorted creams anyway.

[scirocco265]

Mobile Chicane said:

Motherhood is the only thing these girls are going to achieve in their lives, and they don't see any reason to delay it. It's a 'career choice'.

T'is true. Most of the girls at my work are the teen-pregnancy types, or trying to be. A lot of them tell me that they didn't 'ave a proper yoof so want their turn to prove their metal.

[DPX]

dont have a clue but the following made me smile

Chav babies are capable of breeding from the age of 10 and as most females don’t reach menopausal age, Warrington scallies are effectively baby machines from cradle to grave. The race is evolving at such a rate that some young are even born wearing jewellery and sporting Henry Lloyd stripy jumpers.

from

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/07/warrington/comm...

Looking at the date on the URL its been around for a few years

[ShadownINja]

tangent police said:

Biologically, the scum are doing it right.

The irony is that the people who facilitate them have to prolong their nesting/breeding until they can actually afford it, which is handicapped further by being raped at every turn for tax!

I've just decided to pay as little tax as possible. fkem.

Yep. I don't mind helping out the genuinely poor but too many of them are taking the piss.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 11th April 23:25

[Plotloss]

On Saturday Plottot and I went to a pub with a large garden to celebrate a friend of mine's birthday.

Whilst there she started playing with a girl of a similar age and a chap came over to make polite conversation, asked me how old my daughter was and wasn't it wonderful the freedom kids have, no social boundaries etc.

I asked him how old his daughter was.

I was somewhat taken aback when he said that it was his granddaughter as he was roughly the same age as me, give or take a few years.

I'm 37.

[anonymous-user]

I know a of a girl, 19 years old studying motor mechanics at college. She had an idea of qualifying and then opening up a garage run and staffed by females only with some of her course pals. Next thing i know she had given it all up because she 'accidentally' became pregnant!

Plus has anyone noticed those three wheeled buggy things, expensive aren't they? Always seem to be pushed by a little Miss DHS.

[fido]

I always thought it was because they've basically got more time to fk around, so as to speak. As Pulp once said in a song "And dance and drink and screw .. Because there's nothing else to do."

[vit4]

Tsippy said:

or is there something that they put in White Lightning to increase the pregnancy rate?