Padded Bikinis For Kids
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5,443 posts

211 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8619329.stm

What on earth were they thinking? Is the paedo pound that strong???

Tsippy

15,078 posts

199 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Surely breast implants would be a better long term investment?

hornetrider

63,161 posts

235 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Tsippy said:
Surely breast implants would be a better long term investment?
Nah, think how many times they would have to redo them as the sexy little things grew up into their teens.

Halb

53,012 posts

213 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Great idea, was the bloke who thought of them behind this as well?biggrin
http://tv.uk.msn.com/photos/photos.aspx?cp-documen...

Tsippy

15,078 posts

199 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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hornetrider said:
Tsippy said:
Surely breast implants would be a better long term investment?
Nah, think how many times they would have to redo them as the sexy little things grew up into their teens.
You mean the tit-lift after they've given birth to baby number 5 at the age of 13? :P

dilbert

7,741 posts

261 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Is this newsworthy, when we have an ongoing election to decide the course of action on an eleventy billion pound deficit?

I wonder how many bikinis eleventy billion pounds actually buys?

FourWheelDrift

92,316 posts

314 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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dilbert said:
Is this newsworthy, when we have an ongoing election to decide the course of action on an eleventy billion pound deficit?
It is the BBC they have to fill up their front pages when all they have from the Labourista is more sleaze and expenses scandals, failure and general tttishness and they won't give too much space to the other parties. So they try and take our minds away from the mess with this story and others like it.

"And now, a dancing bear"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI

dilbert

7,741 posts

261 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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FourWheelDrift said:
dilbert said:
Is this newsworthy, when we have an ongoing election to decide the course of action on an eleventy billion pound deficit?
It is the BBC they have to fill up their front pages when all they have from the Labourista is more sleaze and expenses scandals, failure and general tttishness and they won't give too much space to the other parties. So they try and take our minds away from the mess with this story.
I should think that if you stacked them all up in a pile, you'd be able to see them from the moon!

JCB123

2,265 posts

226 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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When I was in Solvakia in 2001, all of the kids wore these kind of things.

At aged 9ish the girls were wearing padded and THONG bikinis! It's just not right!

poo at Paul's

14,616 posts

205 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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JCB123 said:
When I was in Solvakia in 2001, all of the kids wore these kind of things.

At aged 9ish the girls were wearing padded and THONG bikinis! It's just not right!
Of course they will all be 18 now.....................tongue out

JCB123

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226 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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poo at Paul's said:
JCB123 said:
When I was in Solvakia in 2001, all of the kids wore these kind of things.

At aged 9ish the girls were wearing padded and THONG bikinis! It's just not right!
Of course they will all be 18 now.....................tongue out
And my flight is booked for July!

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

278 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Surely a padded bikini top is an anti-paedophile measure, rather than encouragement?

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

212 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Just makes me more fearful of children full stop.

As a 30 year-old male, you can't look at a child, you certainly can't touch a child in any way whatsoever, you can't even think about a child under any circumstances without feeling some sort of 'guilt' that a crime is somewhere being committed against children.

They frighten the wits out of me.

Of course, go to France/Italy/Austria, etc. and everybody loves kids, it's perfectly natural to interact with other people's children.

I sure hope it's different with your own, but I've grown up with a serious agenda against anything remotely child-related, so it's hardly surprising I have no idea how to act around kids.

That's ridiculous, I know.

ShadownINja

80,084 posts

312 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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maser_spyder said:
I sure hope it's different with your own, but I've grown up with a serious agenda against anything remotely child-related, so it's hardly surprising I have no idea how to act around kids.
Just punch them then everyone will know you're not interested in them sexually. You'll be fine. thumbup

PS http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8240989.stm

Edited by ShadownINja on Wednesday 14th April 16:51

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Original Poster:

5,443 posts

211 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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ShadownINja said:
maser_spyder said:
I sure hope it's different with your own, but I've grown up with a serious agenda against anything remotely child-related, so it's hardly surprising I have no idea how to act around kids.
Just punch them then everyone will know you're not interested in them sexually. You'll be fine. thumbup

PS http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8240989.stm

Edited by ShadownINja on Wednesday 14th April 16:51
To be fair there's an allegation that guy has touched his child inappropriately,

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

212 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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maser_spyder said:
Just makes me more fearful of children full stop.

As a 30 year-old male, you can't look at a child, you certainly can't touch a child in any way whatsoever, you can't even think about a child under any circumstances without feeling some sort of 'guilt' that a crime is somewhere being committed against children.

They frighten the wits out of me.

Of course, go to France/Italy/Austria, etc. and everybody loves kids, it's perfectly natural to interact with other people's children.

I sure hope it's different with your own, but I've grown up with a serious agenda against anything remotely child-related, so it's hardly surprising I have no idea how to act around kids.

That's ridiculous, I know.
Maybe British kids are just somehow sexier than European ones?

ShadownINja

80,084 posts

312 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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HereBeMonsters said:
maser_spyder said:
Of course, go to France/Italy/Austria, etc. and everybody loves kids, it's perfectly natural to interact with other people's children.
Maybe British kids are just somehow sexier than European ones?
Or perhaps at 8 they have eaten so much, they have the typical body size of an 18 year old girl... by 18, they're on the gastric bypass list at their local hospital?

D-Angle

4,468 posts

272 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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dilbert said:
Is this newsworthy, when we have an ongoing election to decide the course of action on an eleventy billion pound deficit?
Look at the shiny shiny

DonkeyApple

70,125 posts

199 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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Balmoral Green said:
Surely a padded bikini top is an anti-paedophile measure, rather than encouragement?
That's what I would have thought. Surely a paedo is going to swerve a kid with massive norks.

The danger lies in attracting someone with a midget fettish.

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

206 months

Wednesday 14th April 2010
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DonkeyApple said:
Balmoral Green said:
Surely a padded bikini top is an anti-paedophile measure, rather than encouragement?
That's what I would have thought. Surely a paedo is going to swerve a kid with massive norks.

The danger lies in attracting someone with a midget fettish.


I have one of those.