Carnal relations with...

[V8mate]

...a mouse?

News piece said:

They also found mice who had been soaked in Vaseline and had strings attached to their tails.

Surely you'd have to run sellotape round it rather than tie string on the end of it?

Beastiality farm

[Zod]

I am not clicking that link, but I think you've misunderstood the use to which the mice would be put. Think Richard Gere.

[munroman]

I kind of went off The Pet Shop Boys when I found out what the name referred to!

[rhinochopig]

V8mate said:

...a mouse?

News piece said:

They also found mice who had been soaked in Vaseline and had strings attached to their tails.

Surely you'd have to run sellotape round it rather than tie string on the end of it?

Beastiality farm

Wrong end numbnuts

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Be like a mouses ear... oh.

[baptistsan]

Couldn't they have just washed the mice as opposed to putting them up, errrrrrr sorry, down?

[V8mate]

Zod said:

I am not clicking that link, but I think you've misunderstood the use to which the mice would be put. Think Richard Gere.

It's a perfectly safe newslink.

I 'get' the misunderstanding now. Now had they said hamster...

The guy had set up a whole menagerie though - the mice were just one of the 'services' available.