Personal Heaven and Personal Hell
Personal Heaven and Personal Hell
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Rawwr

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22,722 posts

264 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Using an overwhelmingly broad stretch of the imagination and believing, just for a few moments, that heaven and hell exist and that each was personally tailored for you, what would you expect to see there?

Heaven: Everyone sitting around on bean bags, smoking awesome weed and watching a combination of MotoGP and BBC comedies, whilst being served endless bowls of roast beef Monster Munch by busty Swedish wenches who have to refer to me as 'The Captain'.

Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.

It's probably best I don't go to a psychiatrist with any of this.

spurs-442

2,753 posts

214 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.
Wow... There's an image that'll haunt me for a while hehe

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

241 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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There's a whole world of forum deviance in there for the OP. It's like saying Candyman three times and then it's game on.

t84

6,941 posts

224 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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drivin_me_nuts said:
There's a whole world of forum deviance in there for the OP. It's like saying Candyman three times and then it's game on.
I still won't say it near a mirror rofl

Morningside

24,147 posts

259 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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t84 said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
There's a whole world of forum deviance in there for the OP. It's like saying Candyman three times and then it's game on.
I still won't say it near a mirror rofl
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz smile

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

236 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.
roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Heaven: Everyone sitting around on bean bags, smoking awesome weed and watching a combination of MotoGP and BBC comedies, whilst being served endless bowls of roast beef Monster Munch by busty Swedish wenches who have to refer to me as 'The Captain'.
I like your idea of heaven, I like it a lot biggrin

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.
hehe very good!

Rawwr

Original Poster:

22,722 posts

264 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Nobody else going to share their fears? smile

GTIR

24,741 posts

296 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Nobody else going to share their fears? smile
Eating a ham and mayo sandwich at Jim Davidsons house.

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Nobody else going to share their fears? smile
Being Michael Barrymores pool boy...

jp1982

300 posts

229 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Heaven:
Old style pub in somewhere scenic, big leather sofa's that you sink in too, open fire, massive tv with sky(full package),some absolutely gorgeous ladies, some good mates, a menu of steaks, sheperds pie etc, big wine list, good beer and a quality selection of single malts. Outside the pub and beer garden some sort of private track/roads with huge selection of cars to burn round in. I'm thinking Yorkshire moors/dales etc but with a nurburgring esq track facility. Oh nearly forgot free petrol.

Hell:
Maybe a full time non stop position in a Labour think tank for political correctness chaired by Tony Blair with a panel of "celebrities" such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Dermot O leary, Jordon etc and no access to any firearms. Living on a diet of non stop snack a jacks and salad. No alcohol and all the women look like they've just stepped off the Jeremy Kyle show. All to a soundtrack of gansta rap and kiddies screaming.


Edited by jp1982 on Thursday 22 April 11:13

Mr E

23,087 posts

289 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Nobody else going to share their fears? smile
It's not a patch on yours...

911motorsport

7,251 posts

263 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Jo Brand 69er

Bibbs

3,754 posts

240 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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911motorsport said:
Jo Brand 69er
and your idea of Hell?

Rawwr

Original Poster:

22,722 posts

264 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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911motorsport said:
Jo Brand 69er
And what about hell?

Rawwr

Original Poster:

22,722 posts

264 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Dammit.

Austin.J

888 posts

222 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Heaven - A free brothel

Hell - A homosexual brothel i have to pay for & i don't have a choice about it.

Ross1988

1,234 posts

213 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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anonymous said:
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Says the guy who killed his own family just to prove a point!

Bibbs

3,754 posts

240 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Rawwr said:
Dammit.
Hehe

Heaven - Like minded people, in a relaxed atmosphere, with activites I enjoy.
So my mates, in a pub (old school relaxing type), with techie and auto related things (workshop/track/muddy field).

Hell - I'm armless and Gordon Brown's Fluffer.