RE: PH Fleet: Land Rover Defender
RE: PH Fleet: Land Rover Defender
Friday 23rd April 2010

PH Fleet: Land Rover Defender

We welcome a British institution to PH towers


Defender with a load of young upstarts
Defender with a load of young upstarts
Say hello to what must be the quirkiest addition to the PH fleet for quite some time - our brand-new Land Rover Defender.

Now, running a car that has a top speed of 85mph for a website with the tagline 'speed matters' might seem a bit strange, but the Defender is one of the most iconic shapes on the British motoring landscape. It's also been around in one form or another since 1948, so we thought it was probably time to see what all the fuss is about.

Besides, it's supposed to be brilliant off road and I needed a tow car for my other long-termer, the PH Caterham Academy race car. And I can't think of many cars we could run that can tackle a 45-degree slope.

Heading out of Land Rover's prep workshop
Heading out of Land Rover's prep workshop
Being one of the more junior members of the PistonHeads team, it's only right and proper that I get the less flashy long-term motors. But here's the thing: even when you add the cost of the Caterham, the trailer (soon to be arriving), and a season's racing to the not insignificant £27,935-plus-extras cost of the Landie (of which more later), the sum total of just less than £48k still comes in at a good £47k less than editor Chris-R's £95k new BMW M6. And yet I reckon the combination of Landie and Caterham racer is both more practical and more fun.

You can keep your flashy Bee-Ems as far as I'm concerned - the sense of occasion you get from driving the Land Rover alone is every bit as strong as you'll get in sports and luxury cars costing far more.


Hop (or rather climb) behind the wheel of a Defender and you're immediately transported to another era, one when Britain still had an empire and a reputation for rugged, solid engineering. The effect is particularly powerful with the Keswick Green paint finish. Every time I drive it I have an almost overpowering urge to put on a pith helmet and head for Malaya to subdue the natives.

It's also got to be the toughest-looking British design this side of a Challenger tank or the Flying Scotsman and, even with niceties such as proper air vents, air-con, a CD player, heated leather-and-cloth seats and a (sort of) properly designed dash, the Defender still feels like a proper rugged, utilitarian off-roader. The sort that has been missing from the price lists of most other manufacturers (with the possible exception of Toyota and Nissan) for years.

Dogs. They never sit still for photos...
Dogs. They never sit still for photos...
In addition to the ever-so-opulent standard XS spec, we've also plumped for a tow ball and electrics, 'checquer plate' protection bits, an under-ride protection bar, extra driving lamps, a rear worklamp and a fully moulded heavy duty rear load tray. All of which brings the PH Defender to a grand total of £29,372, which isn't cheap, but could be far worse.

We won't pretend that the Defender feels like a modern car to drive, but that doesn't mean it isn't entertaining. But we'll save a discussion on driving dynamics for the next report - for now I'm more than happy to sit back and enjoy the British nostalgia-fest. And what better vehicle to drive home from work in on St George's Day? All together now: "And did those feet, in ancient times..."

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Stuart

Original Poster:

11,639 posts

282 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Haven't had a chance to drive this one yet, but looking forward to it. It looks resplendent in the morning sun today.

soad

34,721 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Garlick will enjoy this one! hehe

Silvester21

7,543 posts

199 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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I don't think these will ever go away.

Not that that's a bad thing biggrin

soad

34,721 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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No DRL's on these yet then?!

Thank fk for that (or did I miss them).

West4x4

672 posts

203 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Nice except for the chequer plate!!

Harry Flashman

21,943 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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This, along with a TVR Griff and F355 spyder in Tour de France Blue is on my will have one as soon as I live in the country list.

Riggers

1,859 posts

209 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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soad said:
Garlick will enjoy this one! hehe
biglaugh

He has barely been able to contain his excitement. He keeps saying: "Riggers, this is the coolest long-termer we've had. Ever. Really."

vintageracer01

873 posts

206 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Right! This is an off-roader with style.

But don't use it for the next track days and complain about the lap times.


russtyC

291 posts

206 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Makes X5s and the like seem somewhat tacky – can’t think of a better place from which to survey the riff-raff and surprisingly quick through town, a timeless classic.

Bill

58,827 posts

286 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Riggers said:
soad said:
Garlick will enjoy this one! hehe
biglaugh

He has barely been able to contain his excitement. He keeps saying: "Riggers, this is the coolest long-termer we've had. Ever. Really."
He's right toocool

Kaelic

2,720 posts

232 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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I really really wanted one of these to run upto the lakes every weekend but I am a big softie and needed my creature comforts instead. Always regret my dad being given one in the early 90's when a farmer couldn't pay his land rent, and not having it off him instead of getting a stty ford escort!

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

221 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Nice but needs a visit to Twisted Performance for some more ponies and then a few more subtle tweaks to make it more like this:



hehe

biggrin

Chris-R

756 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Kaelic said:
I really really wanted one of these to run upto the lakes every weekend but I am a big softie and needed my creature comforts instead. Always regret my dad being given one in the early 90's when a farmer couldn't pay his land rent, and not having it off him instead of getting a stty ford escort!
You know what? The new ones are actually pretty comfortable...

Chris-R

756 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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"You can keep your flashy Bee-Ems as far as I'm concerned"

Thanks Riggers, we'll remember that! smile

BUG4LIFE

2,527 posts

249 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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300bhp/ton said:
Nice but needs a visit to Twisted Performance for some more ponies and then a few more subtle tweaks to make it more like this:



hehe

biggrin
Is that place just outside Worcester mate?

HowardB

152 posts

206 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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mines a '61 SWB, and it's like having a full size TONKA toy, awesome!

New ones are more comfortable, but just as much fun.

Prev

384 posts

214 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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vintageracer01 said:
Right! This is an off-roader with style.

But don't use it for the next track days and complain about the lap times.

Wouldnt need to complain, once its had a trip to these guys.

http://www.twistedperformance.co.uk/

Edited by Prev on Friday 23 April 12:09

Riggers

1,859 posts

209 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Chris-R said:
"You can keep your flashy Bee-Ems as far as I'm concerned"

Thanks Riggers, we'll remember that! smile
Argghh! Where's that 'delete' button...? eek

Dave^

7,901 posts

284 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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When's it going in for the top coat of paint? hehe

Hate the spotlights (but I know they can't be fitted to the more 'traditional' place due to the crappy extended grille!)

Mark Wibble

211 posts

255 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Funny... Defender + 7 replica is one of the future combinations I've been thinking about. :-)