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[hornetrider]

Scary

Times said:

The supermarket chain plans to develop four “mini-villages” in the South East along with “mixed-use living and leisure” schemes in Ipswich and northeast England.

The schemes feature scores of homes, all near a Tesco store. The plans raise the prospect of people finding a home in a “mini-village” through the company’s estate agent service, securing a mortgage through its banking arm and fitting it out with Tesco products bought on one of the company’s credit cards.

Is this some kind of window into a bizarre Machiavellian future? The corporate future?

[okgo]

Bloody hell, don't let plotloss see this!!

[Dakkon]

Tesco will rule the world one day

[patmahe]

Dakkon said:

Tesco will rule the world one day

They and Google will fight the next world war, choose your side now

[Pothole]

is it gonna be like Disney's version?

[Steamer]

There are a few new housing estates near me that look as if Aldi have built & populated them:

Terrible aesthetics, cheap, and not too many natives frequenting them.

[Neil H]

In Soviet Russia, Tesco shops from you!

[davido140]

Dakkon said:

Tesco will rule the world one day

Oddly, I trust them more to rule the country than the current bunch.

[sleep envy]

davido140 said:

Dakkon said:

Tesco will rule the world one day

Oddly, I trust them more to rule the country than the current bunch.

having worked on the inside I'd take my chances with the current shower of ste

I refuse to step foot inside a Tesco store

[Mattt]

sleep envy said:

davido140 said:

Dakkon said:

Tesco will rule the world one day

Oddly, I trust them more to rule the country than the current bunch.

having worked on the inside I'd take my chances with the current shower of ste

I refuse to step foot inside a Tesco store

Rose tinted glasses haven't arrived yet then?

[sleep envy]

Tesco Value don't do mail order

[Si_steve]

I'm just waiting for tesco value car's to hit the market.

[ShadownINja]

Be funny if a chocolate company did this... imagine what Cadbury might call their town? Bournville?

[Steamer]

Si_steve said:

I'm just waiting for tesco value car's to hit the market.

I bet I end up with the one that pulls to the left and gets a wobble-on at anything over 5mph.

[DrTre]

ShadownINja said:

Be funny if a chocolate company did this... imagine what Cadbury might call their town? Bournville?

Or the very first factories.

[DJC]

ShadownINja said:

Be funny if a chocolate company did this... imagine what Cadbury might call their town? Bournville?

Didnt they make a product you could be proud of though?

Id be slightly worried about anybody who was proud to work for Tesco. I *am* worried about ToL!

[MX7]

Dakkon said:

Tesco will rule the world one day

2013.

[anonymous-user]

okgo said:

Bloody hell, don't let plotloss see this!!

He f'king hates tesco.

[sonic_2k_uk]

That's truly a horrifying prospect.

[anonymous-user]

DJC said:

Id be slightly worried about anybody who was proud to work for Tesco.

They are though.

I know some TESCO employees and they think it's great. They love TESCO, they've been brainwashed, It's a sinister cult, much more dangerous than these scientology freaks.

I think they should be stopped.