If you were a criminal...

[Mr Darcy]

What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

[NoNeed]

Mr Darcy said:

What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

That's nothing I would be a..........





.........Speeder 45 in a 30 should do it

[ProfessorPeach]

Were.

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Pimp.

[Jonny671]

Mr Darcy said:

What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

I've thought about this.

Why can't you just get a speedboat, and rock up in Amsterdam, get your shipment onboard, wiz down to the coast somewhere, park on the beach and drop off your bags of loot?

[Cupid Stunt]

ProfessorPeach said:

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[hooperpride]

I'd like to be a robin hood sort of character minus the wearing tights thing, righting the wrongs I see in the world and redistributing wealth more fairly. I think I'd start by sorting MPs out.

[ProfessorPeach]

Cupid Stunt said:

ProfessorPeach said:

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"Coccaine"?

I was merely addressing the thread title.

Didn't want to seem overly-pedantic, you know.

[WEHGuy]

Work on Wall Street

[trickywoo]

VAT fraud. Live like a king in Switzerland.

[Mr Darcy]

Jonny671 said:

Mr Darcy said:

What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

I've thought about this.

Why can't you just get a speedboat, and rock up in Amsterdam, get your shipment onboard, wiz down to the coast somewhere, park on the beach and drop off your bags of loot?

Would you like to run my cannabis import business? You could go far in the criminal faternity.

The coke running could prove a bit more tricky though hence the pilots.

[ProfessorPeach]

Murderer.

[Stu R]

PM

[Mr Darcy]

ProfessorPeach said:

Murderer.

Yes I do murder the english language. Great eh!

[WorAl]

An MP

[soad]

Drug Baron - keep it simple.

[tuscaneer]

Mr Darcy said:

What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

i take it you saw the liverpool gangland documentary on the sky anytime as well then?pretty good wasn`t it

[JacksHereR]

vigilante

[10JH]

tuscaneer said:

Mr Darcy said:

What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

i take it you saw the liverpool gangland documentary on the sky anytime as well then?pretty good wasn`t it

I watched that last night, was pretty interesting. It kind of gave the message 'Crime does pay' though!

[ShadownINja]

How about combining people trafficking with drug trafficking? People in third world country pay you to give them a ticket and job plus housing in the UK, you stuff condom of coke up their rectums. They make it to UK, you lock them in a cellar and get them to be your slave making cheap T-shirts/pick cockles. Multiple income streams. *goes to look at self in mirror with little finger touching side of mouth*

[Landlord]

I'd either steal underwear from clothes lines or take un-franked stamps off already-posted items. Either way, I'd use the spoils of my crimes to cover every inch of my walls at home.