Help Needed for Wording a High Voltage Sign

[.R2D2]

Recently had my bike stolen and I've got a secure area for my new bike to be stored. But I want to put a high voltage sign on the door to show they could be in for a shock if they want to try and half inch it again. Any idea's what I can put, something that will deter them??

Just to add, I can put whatever wording I want under the high voltage sign

Edited by .R2D2 on Friday 30th April 12:27

[Rocksteadyeddie]

"Touch my wheels, I shock yer ass"

[sday12]

POLICE- Please arrest me, I'm trying to electrocute people.

[Jasandjules]

I assume you are not actually using anything live or high voltage.

Just a sign that shows a lighting bolt with "Danger of Death, Keep Out" written on it? (that's the kind of thing that I see around here anyways)

[ProfessorPeach]

Electricity?

Jesus, is this the 19th century?

What you need is radiation.

[bogwoppit]

ProfessorPeach said:

Electricity?

Jesus, is this the 19th century?

What you need is radiation.

Loving that sign. I just embarrassed my self with a GOL (giggle out loud) moment.

[Ganglandboss]

Or one of these:

Edited by Ganglandboss on Friday 30th April 12:49

[Usmanov]

How about: DANGER! Trespassers will be electrocuted, survivors will be electrocuted again!

[Matt Evans]

"The Management reserves the right to electrocute any trespassers"

[Nickyboy]

"Caution Gordon Brown inside"

[f13ldy]

Danger Danger High Voltage.

'When we touch, when we kiss' is optional.

[Eddh]

'Don't piss on the electric fence'

And actually put an electric fence up, mains ofcoure. Chavs will find the need to disobay the sign and piss on your fence.

[WorAl]

How about something along the lines of



Then add inside at the end?

[Arese]

.R2D2 said:

Recently had my bike stolen and I've got a secure area for my new bike to be stored. But I want to put a high voltage sign on the door to show they could be in for a shock if they want to try and half inch it again. Any idea's what I can put, something that will deter them??

Just to add, I can put whatever wording I want under the high voltage sign

Edited by .R2D2 on Friday 30th April 12:27

"My bike is now secured by a high voltage current. If you try to steal it again you will get an electric shock. Be deterred."

[Neil H]

"DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE

See above"

[WorAl]

Eddh said:

'Don't piss on the electric fence'

And actually put an electric fence up, mains ofcoure. Chavs will find the need to disobay the sign and piss on your fence.

That hurts, a lot.

[mybrainhurts]

Just hire one of these to sit in the shed....

Or a Roman Catholic priest...

[VR6time]

How about, "something worth nicking in my shed"

[Robb F]

^^^^ I reckon they already know that as they nicked something out it already by the sounds of it.

I enjoy the DANGER OF DEATH signs under the electricity logo.
or is enjoy the wrong word???

[.R2D2]

VR6time said:

How about, "something worth nicking in my shed"

You cant see the sign until you get to the door, so if you're not a welcome visitor then its going to be too late anyway. Some good suggestions there fella's - cheers!