French translation needed s'il voux plait

[Digger]

Can someone translate this for me pretty please?

Yes please. You can email them to . . . .? Apologies but my French is a bit rusty!

[Sheets Tabuer]

YES PLEASE. YOU CAN EMAIL THEM TO.

no charge.

[DrTre]

Oui merci. Can-ez You-ez email-ez them to? Soixante neuf mon Fromage et un peu Renault!

Edited by DrTre on Friday 30th April 14:24

[trooperiziz]

here you go.

Veuillez m'aider, je suis emprisonné dans l'ordinateur

[Digger]

Thanks. Duly sent.

[Landlord]

Oui s'il vous plaît. Vous pouvez les envoyer par courriel...

Here, by the way:

Edited by Landlord on Friday 30th April 14:30

[Landlord]

trooperiziz said:

here you go.

Veuillez m'aider, je suis emprisonné dans l'ordinateur

"Please help me, I'm trapped in the computer"

[Digger]

[ErnestM]

Digger said:

Thanks. Duly sent.

You just informed your correspondent that you are trapped in your computer...

[ErnestM]

Landlord said:

Oui s'il vous plaît. Vous pouvez les envoyer par courriel...

Don't forget the last bit...

Excuses, mais mon français est un peu rouillé!

(of course I like the Renault reference better)

[Digger]

I knew this would go well

[Digger]

ErnestM said:

Digger said:

Thanks. Duly sent.

You just informed your correspondent that you are trapped in your computer...

No of course not. But did look up ordinateur

[DrTre]

Claude Le Clochard est dans la souris sur la table. Cochon d'Inde.

[Digger]

Any chance of just one accurate reply and then you rabble can carry on oh and can someone point me at the accurate one too?

ta

[ErnestM]

Digger said:

Any chance of just one accurate reply and then you rabble can carry on oh and can someone point me at the accurate one too?

ta

Landlord's is correct in the post where he gives you the linky... (you have to add your email address to the end)

[Landlord]

J'ai rêvé que l'avenir sera inondé de détente à l'écoute des vêtements à notre mélodie mentale. Car alors, mon ami, nous serons vraiment libre ... et élégant.

[Landlord]

ErnestM said:

Digger said:

Any chance of just one accurate reply and then you rabble can carry on oh and can someone point me at the accurate one too?

ta

Landlord's is correct in the post where he gives you the linky... (you have to add your email address to the end)

Thank you Ernest and harrumph to Digger for ignoring moi.

[DrTre]

Apologies D.

I'm not fluent in French. Is an online translator any use?

Mind you...the "rusty" thing may not translate...they might just think you're a robot.

[mikeveal]

Je tiens à cacher quelque choses dans ma derriere. Voulez-vous être mon ami? Vous avez beau lobe de l'oreille, mais je prefere votre soeur.

I think that's a fairly accurate translation of what you requested.

[ProfessorPeach]

Any of the following will work:

Tu es un putain;

Vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage;

Vous sentez comme le boeuf et le fromage;

Mange de la merde et meurs, pute.