Darling has been AWOL, does he want to replace Winky?

Darling has been AWOL, does he want to replace Winky?

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summit7

Original Poster:

652 posts

230 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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I can't believe how little the Badger has been seen.

When his Tonyness was campaigning it was always the Tony and Gordon show.

So has Darling decided himself to go AWOL so the blame for this disaster is not put on him so he can lead Labour next OR has Gordon decided he doesn't want Darling around?

Sheets Tabuer

18,972 posts

216 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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To be honest bodger needed badger to fill the roll, badger hasn't a clue and it is all being controlled by bodger from next door.

You can see it in badgers face when he is on TV, he sighs knowing it is pointless him trying to answer a question because he didn't make the decision.

deadslow

8,008 posts

224 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Osborne has been hidden away also.

Sheets Tabuer

18,972 posts

216 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Osborne reminds me of the inept sidekick of alan b'stard. hehe

NiceCupOfTea

25,289 posts

252 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Osborne reminds me of the inept sidekick of alan b'stard. hehe
Piers Fletcher-Dervish?

MonkeyHanger

9,198 posts

243 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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NiceCupOfTea said:
Piers Fletcher-Dervish?
The spitting image of Ed Balls...



Edited by MonkeyHanger on Sunday 2nd May 00:43

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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And what of Harriet Hardman...?

Deputy leader, nowhere to be seen...?

Don't get me wrong, I'm eternally grateful the hideous succubus is out of sight...

mids

1,505 posts

259 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Osborne reminds me of the inept sidekick of alan b'stard. hehe
roflroflrofl

Skywalker

3,269 posts

215 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
Harriet Hardman...succubus
in the same post.

Whilst I can go with the 'female demon' bit - the idea of her visiting me in my dreams to entice me into a sexual release is a repellant concept.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Skywalker said:
mybrainhurts said:
Harriet Hardman...succubus
in the same post.

Whilst I can go with the 'female demon' bit - the idea of her visiting me in my dreams to entice me into a sexual release is a repellant concept.
Did you not notice hideous..? hehe

Busa_Rush

6,930 posts

252 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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MonkeyHanger said:
NiceCupOfTea said:
Piers Fletcher-Dervish?
The spitting image of Ed Balls...



Edited by MonkeyHanger on Sunday 2nd May 00:43
They are very simialr smile

The Hypno-Toad

12,284 posts

206 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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According to sources in London, Darling has already removed any of his personal effects from Number 11. He knows that even if they win (ha!ha!) he isn't ever going back into there.

However, he stands as much chance of replacing winky as I do. The cat fight after winkys boot upstairs will be between Johnston and Milliband (Balls stands a good chance of losing his seat.). And as the Prince Of Darkness favours Milliband I think we know who's going to win that one.

On a similar point I'm guessing Messers Hoon & Blears nearly pissed themselves when they saw bigotgate. They must have been ringing everyone they know "We tried to warn you but did you listen to us?"

Tossers. Every last one of them.

theironduke

6,995 posts

189 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Maybe somebody has shot him and dumped himm on the roadside...

Or whacked him on the head with a spade...PANG (insert Partridge quote)

5unny

4,395 posts

183 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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He'll be busy in his constituency, Edinburgh South West.

Whilst he does have a majority of just over 7,000, the bookies have the race being quite close.

On betfair he is priced at 1.62-1.65 to win so by no means is it a cert.

Lets hope for another Portillo moment.


ninja-lewis

4,242 posts

191 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Look at the Euro results for Edinburgh SW last year as well:
SNP 5194
Tory 5124
Labour 4143
Lib Dem 2765
Green Party 2880

On top of that 3 RIFLES are based in the constituency, having just returned from a hard tour in Afghanistan. Plenty of support for them, both in the constituency and in Edinburgh as whole. They have a Homecoming parade next Saturday but guess who turned down an invite.