Lambos and Totty

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maranellouk

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2,066 posts

264 months

Sunday 29th February 2004
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Ah, twas a very fine night for yours truly.

Both myself and the totty were of course in rampant form. There were at least 5 lambos out and about too.
White Diablo, yellow, black and red Murci were all prowling the beach

The best though was the silver/grey Murci pulling out of the Delano hotel. It did have some chrome wheels(sick) but the brunette(bird by the way) driving it wasn't too bad at all. I think it was her old man's car as there was a bloke sitting bolt upright and as far forward of the seat back as possible

It looked like he was having second thoughts about his chat up line "I've got a Lamborghini, I'll let you drive it".

cacatous

3,163 posts

274 months

Sunday 29th February 2004
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Where is the Delano hotel?

Didn't have the Nugen numberplate did it?

>> Edited by cacatous on Sunday 29th February 21:52

maranellouk

Original Poster:

2,066 posts

264 months

Monday 1st March 2004
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It's not your best mate

Delano hotel on South Beach, Miami.

As foolish as they look, chrome wheels are a requirement here.

cacatous

3,163 posts

274 months

Monday 1st March 2004
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I'm glad you think they look foolish as well!

As for neon lights....

maranellouk

Original Poster:

2,066 posts

264 months

Wednesday 3rd March 2004
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Okay, I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown here.

Went to see an apartment yesterday and realised it is the same building my mate lives in. Called him up and we managed to arrange a party in a few hours at his place. As spring break is apon us, the unlimited supply of totty comes in very handy.

Anyway, as I come back from the beach at night I see the same Murci at the side of the road near the apartment. I pull up next to it and have to jump out of BIG MARA to get a look. Little did I realise there was someone in it. THE GIRL FROM THE OTHER NIGHT! Oh sweet lord! She was ab-so-lute-ly amazing! I mean seriously stunning. I'd go so far as to say flawless. I actually think my mouth dropped open for a few seconds while she was looking straight at me. A Murci with an amazing bird in it is one thing. But with said bird driving it, alone, is something completely different.

So I left it to the good old reflexes insted of trying to say something smart. This resulted in me blowing a kiss with the left hand, holding my heart with my right. Followed by the hand to the ear as I tried to get her to rev the engine. What did I get in return? She blew a kiss and gave me two fingers. Which over here means a good thing. Unless she was from blightly

So I get upstairs and discover an apartment full of totty. Slightly miffed I hadn't thought of a sweet line at the time I went on to the balcony. Guess what? The V12 engine note pierces the night and I see the Lambo pull up at the security gate. From what I could see another stunner jumps in the Murci and they disappear into the night.

Guess where I am going tonight and where my new apartment will be?

MARA

shnozz

27,503 posts

272 months

Thursday 4th March 2004
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ooops, sorry, I appear to have stumbled across the script for the latest Cannonball run

jjustin

124 posts

244 months

Thursday 4th March 2004
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I know this is really really sad, but I read this thread just before I went to bed last night and I ended up dreaming about it!

Nightmare

5,188 posts

285 months

Thursday 4th March 2004
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jjustin said:
I know this is really really sad, but I read this thread just before I went to bed last night and I ended up dreaming about it!



Mara....keep on like this and someone will be out with the specific intention of removing you from society and providing me with accurate enough dental records to pretend to be you in future! Sounds bloody fantastic. The only thing to ask is...please now start carrying one of those little digital cameras around at ALL times!!

Night

p.s. Its is pretty close to impossible to share a passionate, ahem, liasison, with a lady in the front passenger seat of a lamborghini. They need to be 5 ft maximum....so bear in mind...just in case!!

jjustin

124 posts

244 months

Thursday 4th March 2004
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Nightmare said:

The only thing to ask is...please now start carrying one of those little digital cameras around at ALL times!!


I second that

maranellouk

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2,066 posts

264 months

Friday 5th March 2004
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Boys,

Me and my mates are on the razz tonight. I have always seen/heard this girl in the Murci when I've been over at my friend's apartment. She seems to always leave at 11.30pm ish and go over to one of two clubs. Not that I've noticed or anything
Had a little chat with two rather buxom girls in a 911 last night. Not the same as a V12 though

Going to view the apartment in an hour. Boys, you wouldn't believe the quality/quantity of totty in the building.

I will keep the camera in the car as some of the things I see on my travels are best left to pictures.


Yours stalkingly,

MARA

_topcat

1,938 posts

250 months

Friday 5th March 2004
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Yeah baby, thats what we like!!!
Good luck stalking buddy.

Heliox

450 posts

263 months

Saturday 6th March 2004
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maranellouk said:




Boys, you wouldn't believe the quality/quantity of totty in the building.



MARA


Dude, can I come over and help you move in for a couple of weeks?!!

h

maranellouk

Original Poster:

2,066 posts

264 months

Sunday 7th March 2004
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Not much to move mate. Main things are TVs the Playstations, Xbox, Qcube, dreamcast and the N64 I bought today (purely for Golden Eye). Sofas, beds and other such things are a second thought. Well the beds might come in handy