I have a spider in my Plasma...

[GKP]

...but I think it's dead.






Ideas on a postcard on how to get it out?!

It's 5-6 year old Philips 42" if it makes any difference - not sure what you can do to help, tbh, but I thought someone might find it amusing! I've tried sending the cat in after it, but he's not keen.

[okgo]

Does it move if you tap the screen?

[GKP]

No, it's dead.

[okgo]

GKP said:

No, it's dead.

I meant do the vibrations of you hitting it move its body, not does it wake up and move.

[GKP]

I know!

It moved about half an inch downwards when first biffed with a vigorous finger. However I fear I may have to wait until it has decomposed further before it continues on its way down.

[mybrainhurts]

GKP said:

No, it's dead.

You sure it's not restin', tired and shagged out after a long squawk...?

[GKP]

It may well be pining for the fjords, yes.

[Digby]

Can't you find a solution on the web?

[B16JUS]

what about dental floss top to bottom and drag out

[mybrainhurts]

When Russell Brand comes on, it'll do a runner, dead or alive...

[Digby]

What you should do, to freak everyone out, is video yourself at just the right angle making flicking movements with your finger and calling out to the wife/family.Then, play the video back on the tv and when they enter the room, you will appear to be inside the TV trying to sort out the problem

[miniman]

You think you've got problems? There's a rat in my kitchen. What am I going to do?

[Digby]

miniman said:

You think you've got problems? There's a rat in my kitchen. What am I going to do?

Drink some red wine and forget all about it, or call the babylon..

[Slyjoe]

Watch Arachnophobia only on a constant loop - all will appear normal.

[Glassman]

Digby said:

miniman said:

You think you've got problems? There's a rat in my kitchen. What am I going to do?

Drink some red wine and forget all about it, or call the babylon..

I think you've got a one in ten chance of getting it out

[Digby]

Tell everyone it was your pet, called Pixel.It will help if you have to sell it.

[GKP]

Don't be daft. Who's going to buy a telly with a dead pixel?

[bonsai]

how the fk does something that big manage to crawl its way in?

is that something that can happen to any plasma? I would be seriously peeved it that happened to mine.

[whoami]

Digby said:

or call the babylon..

[headcase]

Try asking on Piston heads, there are some clever guys there who will know what to do