Find me a name oh PH investigators...

[Beefmeister]

Please, please, please, can someone find me the name, and possibly address of the goon 'opera singer' from the Go Compare adverts.

I'd like to set fire to his face.

Or pour jam on his testicles and let some fire ants at them.

Or allow a small carniverous insect access to his inner ear so it can slowly but surely eat his head from the inside out.

[FourWheelDrift]

Here he is, answer on the first one - http://tinyurl.com/2c462x6

Shouldn't be too hard to find his address/agent and deposit the required ants into his eyes.