Ever got caught?
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AlmeraGTi

Original Poster:

24 posts

208 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Has anyone got caught on something NSFW at work? What happened?

schmalex

13,616 posts

236 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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shoutAlmera's been sprung looking at niff on t'internet

Rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

257 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Gay porn was it?

okgo

42,255 posts

228 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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I got fired for masturbating on the job when I was 17.

AlmeraGTi

Original Poster:

24 posts

208 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
Gay porn was it?
Ask your MRS, nothing gay about me at all;)

hornetrider

63,161 posts

235 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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okgo said:
I got fired for masturbating on the job when I was 17.
Not ideal from a customer perspective given you were flipping burgers eh.

Sixpackpert

5,337 posts

244 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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This is getting boring now Almera. Do one please.

AlmeraGTi

Original Poster:

24 posts

208 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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shakotan

10,862 posts

226 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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AlmeraGTi said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Gay porn was it?
Ask your MRS, nothing gay about me at all;)
I don't think Rocksteadyeddie is a member of the Materials Research Society?

Kaelic

2,720 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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I catch people here all the time!

Quite amusing listening to them explaining why they have been looking at texasroadkill or something....

We did manage to catch one guy on a company laptop at a hotel near dublin airport on gaydar looking for guys to come over and bum him dead!




ndtman

752 posts

211 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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AlmeraGTi said:
Has anyone got caught on something NSFW at work? What happened?
No. Nothing. Next inane question please.

ProfessorPeach

616 posts

201 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Sixpackpert said:
This is getting boring now Almera. Do one please.
It's like he's just woken up.

I know where this is going. He'll be asking us to post up pictures of our dongs next.


Well ok then but I'll have to nip to the studio to get my wide angle lens.


Wait there everyone.

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

200 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Kaelic said:
I catch people here all the time!

Quite amusing listening to them explaining why they have been looking at texasroadkill or something....

We did manage to catch one guy on a company laptop at a hotel near dublin airport on gaydar looking for guys to come over and bum him dead!
Is that true? FPML if it is. How did you manange to find that out?

AlmeraGTi

Original Poster:

24 posts

208 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
Sixpackpert said:
This is getting boring now Almera. Do one please.
It's like he's just woken up.

I know where this is going. He'll be asking us to post up pictures of our dongs next.


Well ok then but I'll have to nip to the studio to get my wide angle lens.


Wait there everyone.
no

Skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

224 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
Sixpackpert said:
This is getting boring now Almera. Do one please.
It's like he's just woken up.

I know where this is going. He'll be asking us to post up pictures of our dongs next.


Well ok then but I'll have to nip to the studio to get my wide angle lens.


Wait there everyone.
rofl


SJobson

13,872 posts

294 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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I got caught on a bandsaw which wouldn't meet H&S requirements. Do I win £5?

Cara van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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AlmeraGTi said:
Has anyone got caught on something NSFW at work? What happened?
a) No.

b) Nothing.



This is going to be a boring thread.

escargot

17,123 posts

247 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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:|

WorAl

10,877 posts

218 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Cara van Man said:
AlmeraGTi said:
Has anyone got caught on something NSFW at work? What happened?
a) No.

b) Nothing.



This is a boring thread again.
EFA

tankplanker

2,479 posts

309 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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I was speaking to a German colleague once about some issues he was having with a cost model so he invited me to a live meeting (screen sharing program), when I connected to his PC the top most window was a members only busty Brazilian porn web site, he promptly sh@t himself trying to close it down. Quite why he was stupid enough to invite me to look at his screen while looking at porn I'll never know.

In the dim and distant past we implemented an email scanning service for a customer that kept a copy of all emails (this was backed by a change in HR policy) that had certain attachments, such as jpegs, avis and so on. The amount of pornographic material that people think is a good idea to send/receive with their corporate email address beggared belief. We gave one of the senior IT directors access to the copied emails (he paid for it after all), HR already had their own access so that they could start actioning disciplinary procedures, he used to spend hours looking at them, you could tell by the time spent on the logs and if you went past his office at night you could see the porn reflected on the window behind his desk.