Election result confirmed.

[eldar]

Stuff you Clegg, Cameron, Brown and the rest, your puny campaigns make me laugh.

My campaign culminated tonight in an overwhelming victory for me. Votes cast, counted and validated. 100% of the voters voted for me, so I am elected .

Leader of the parish council, such power. An overwhelming 3 votes to nil.

[Timmy35]

SO who/what are you going to declare war on first? Iran, Korea? Cream teas made with that horrible stuff out of a squirty can?

[eldar]

Timmy35 said:

SO who/what are you going to declare war on first? Iran, Korea? Cream teas made with that horrible stuff out of a squirty can?

Manchester, southern jessies, Then annexe the Sudetenland. I love this power.

[Jasandjules]

Ah, the local footpaths won't know what's hit them...

[croyde]

What's your stance on the doggy doo issue?

[hman]

I vote you change all the footpaths and bridleways into byways open to all traffic!

[anonymous-user]

eldar said:

Leader of the parish council

All bow down.

[Jasandjules]

croyde said:

What's your stance on the doggy doo issue?

Hopping on one foot whilst scraping it on the nearest piece of grass?

[g3org3y]

Congrats!

[B0LLIKS]

i demand a recount.

[bobthemonkey]

Congratulations Mr Horton.

[CJ Loves Ruf]

HEIL MEIN ELDAR!!!!!

[Sheets Tabuer]

croyde said:

What's your stance on the doggy doo issue?