Tomorrows front pages...

[Alistair1990]

Sorry if it's a repost but I've just come across this gallery of the headlines for tomorrow morning. Looking at Twitter, The Sun's is already causing some debate

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-National-Newsp...

[Benjybh]

I laughed out loud when I scrolled through and read number twelve!

[Gun]

Daily Star's headline

[Oily Nails]

TBA I was amazed that the News of The World got the date right, never mind the headline subject

[Police State]

The headline should read '13 Inglorious Years - End Of An Error'

[Skywalker]

Daily Snail - SAS were refused permission to rescue two troopers captured in Iraq as it might embarrass the government. Commander sent rescue strike in anyhow.

Linky

[fullbeem]

Winky going for the favorite handface fail look on the Metro cover

[Puggit]

I think the Sun sums it up best: NSFW Linky

[Dr Jekyll]

Gun said:

Daily Star's headline

Reminds me of Yes Ministers explanation of the Papers.

(As best I can remember)

The Times is read by people who run the country
The FT by people who own the country
The Guardian by people who think they run the country
The Morning Star by people who think the country should be run by another country
And the Telegraph by people who think it already is




And the Sun by people who don't care who runs the country providing she's got big......

[Puggit]

The Sport has a rather well endowed young lady, with pictures of Winky+CMD's heads over her sensitive bits, with the caption "which way will you swing?"

[K12beano]

Blimey - the Pru have been forced to abandon the rights issue!

[Zod]

K12beano said:

Blimey - the Pru have been forced to abandon the rights issue!

postpone, not abandon (yet at least).

[K12beano]

Zod said:

K12beano said:

Blimey - the Pru have been forced to abandon the rights issue!

postpone, not abandon (yet at least).

Yup - well pointed out. Either way - it was a great surprise to find some news in these papers!

[eps]

Puggit said:

I think the Sun sums it up best: NSFW Linky

Well Winky did say no more boom and bust...

[Man-At-Arms]

fullbeem said:

Winky going for the favorite handface fail look on the Metro cover

he was trying a facepalm
but got it wrong

[Silverbullet767]

The Daily Mirrors a fking joke..... Jesus.

[FourWheelDrift]

Silverbullet767 said:

The Daily Mirrors a fking joke..... Jesus.

Bought and read by idiots.

If Ed Balls still has his seat he's likely to replace Brown and he went to a private school then Oxford. That will really cause a few brain cells to pop in your average Labour supporter, how will they still use their long worn out posh & privilege mantra then. If they give the leadership to Milliband the party will be dead in 8 weeks. Give it to Harman and it will be dead in 4.

[Morningside]

FourWheelDrift said:

Silverbullet767 said:

The Daily Mirrors a fking joke..... Jesus.

Bought and read by idiots.

If Ed Balls still has his seat he's likely to replace Brown and he went to a private school then Oxford. That will really cause a few brain cells to pop in your average Labour supporter, how will they still use their long worn out posh & privilege mantra then. If they give the leadership to Milliband the party will be dead in 8 weeks. Give it to Harman and it will be dead in 4.

Shocking that they are going for the 'posh boy' image. What about Anthony Charles Lynton Blair? He hardly had it hard did he?

[MiniMan64]

What were the papers saying this morning?

[FourWheelDrift]

MiniMan64 said:

What were the papers saying this morning?

From what I saw on the shelves.

Daily Mirror was "Stress Minister"
Telegraph "UK destined for hung Parliament"
Guardian "Hanged Parlyment"
Daily Mail "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
The Sun "Cheryl Cole's Mum approves new man"