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[XG332]

My friend unfortunately rolled his car, he was traveling down a narrow road and a van apeared fast. He dropped the anchor, locked up and applied left lock, the tyres bit/he let off a bit and he went into a bank and rolled.

Anyhow, he is ok so i me being a good mate its time to rip into him. (he is all game)

So PH amaze me with your photoshop and paint skills.




My efforts so far:

Edited by XG332 on Thursday 6th May 00:59

[North West Tom]

The last two are quite funny, but I wouldn't see the funny side if that was me.

[Rusty Arches]

XG332 said:

My friend unfortunately rolled his car, he was traveling down a narrow road and a van apeared fast. He dropped the anchor, locked up and applied left lock, the tyres bit/he let off a bit and he went into a bank and rolled.

He was driving like a tt then.

[XG332]

Rusty Arches said:

XG332 said:

My friend unfortunately rolled his car, he was traveling down a narrow road and a van apeared fast. He dropped the anchor, locked up and applied left lock, the tyres bit/he let off a bit and he went into a bank and rolled.

He was driving like a tt then.

It would apear he was going to fast yes.

[dudleybloke]

he drives like the lottery..... sometimes there's a rollover!


the inverted idiot.

[XG332]

dudleybloke said:

he drives like the lottery..... sometimes there's a rollover!

I like this

[ScottishSamurai]

¿ƃuıʌıɹp ʎɯ sı ʍoɥ

[Famous Graham]

Is there room for the word "ahole" on these photographs?

Glad he (and his passengers) are ok, but what a cock.

[Jim the Sunderer]

P.s. are these tints anywhere near legal?

[Kentish]

ScottishSamurai said:

¿ƃuıʌıɹp ʎɯ sı ʍoɥ

[hunt_the_fox]

Great replies- laugh out loud.

[davemac250]

Traction control? - Check

ABS? - Check

ESP? - Check

Little castor wheels mounted to the roof? - Bugger

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Kentish said:

ScottishSamurai said:

¿ƃuıʌıɹp ʎɯ sı ʍoɥ

Have another

[HereBeMonsters]

Just sing: "Roll it over, it's a Rover, roll it over, push it back and do it again..."

[sday12]

Leave the guy alone, he bought a Rover.

[XG332]

Jim the Sunderer said:

P.s. are these tints anywhere near legal?

I think it's just the photo, I'm sure it doesn't have any tints. I asume it's because the cars upside down so little light is entering the car and the pics were taken on a mobile.

[parakitaMol.]

What a .

[Furberger]

XG332 said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

P.s. are these tints anywhere near legal?

I think it's just the photo, I'm sure it doesn't have any tints. I asume it's because the cars upside down so little light is entering the car and the pics were taken on a mobile.

Silence! The PH chav hunting mob have spoken!
Where did I put those pitchforks and burning torches?

[XG332]

I will let him know he is not welcome here. He may seem a chav but he is almost the complete opposite.
Keep up the good work.

[parakitaMol.]

Furberger said:

XG332 said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

P.s. are these tints anywhere near legal?

I think it's just the photo, I'm sure it doesn't have any tints. I asume it's because the cars upside down so little light is entering the car and the pics were taken on a mobile.

Silence! The PH chav hunting mob have spoken!
Where did I put those pitchforks and burning torches?

Don't be such a moron.

It has nothing to do with chav-hunting.....(but if the cap fits)