Cenotaph Today

[turbo-ww]

Watching Sky News at the Cenotaph with Clegg/Cameron/Brown standing next to each other and absolutely ignoring each other - Jolly Funny.

[Saddle bum]

Not exactly the place for a ruck, was it?

[turbo-ww]

Wasn't thinking of a ruck, it was the steadfast way in which they were ignoring each other.

No glances, no acknowledgements, nothing...

[Laurel Green]

^^^^^ That's a cracker!

[Shaw Tarse]

anonymous said:

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Caption Comp?

[Crafty_]

Brown: Nope, no way, uh-uh
Cameron : Niiiicck he wont give me the keys
Clegg : Oh FFS, why did I pick politics...

[Oily Nails]

Brown: "Whoever smelt it dealt it"
Cameron: "Whoever denied it supplied it"
Clegg thinks: "I hope that doesn't stain"

[Skywalker]

anonymous said:

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Gordoom (with Drag Queen mode engaged): "Ohhhh! You're both bloody bhes. Especially her on the end. I could scratch her eyes out. And she's ugly."

[Saddle bum]

I was always taught it is not done to mock the afflicted, but FFS, Winky never seems to make the effort to even look like he is engaged in a public duty. He looks bored out of his skull, it's embarrasing.

[Laurel Green]

CMD looks like he's keeping an eye out for the removal van.

[Oakey]

Brown reminds me of one of those drivers who don't give way at a roundabout and almost cause a smash by thinking that if they keep looking straight on and don't acknowledge you then you don't exist. He probably wishes Cameron didn't exist

[Shaw Tarse]

Oakey said:

Brown reminds me of one of those drivers who don't give way at a roundabout and almost cause a smash by thinking that if they keep looking straight on and don't acknowledge you then you don't exist. He probably wishes Cameron didn't exist

Winky said:

Keep looking left. Turn a blind eye to what's coming from the right! Take the midddle line.

[mattley]

Shaw Tarse said:

anonymous said:

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Caption Comp?

Johny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking 'bout the government.

The Man in the Trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off.


Look out kid
It's something you did
God Knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the pig pen
Want's eleven bills
You only got ten.

Edited by mattley on Sunday 9th May 02:55

[mybrainhurts]

.....Sniff