Ever Get Really Cross?
Ever Get Really Cross?
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Doofus

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34,538 posts

203 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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I've just come back from a week away.

First, Ryan fking air sent me an email two bd hours before my fking plane took off, trying to tell me the tt was cancelled, and I should rebook (for a fking charge, of course). Needless to say, it was bks.

Second, Like a , I totally forgot the liquid in your fking hand luggage rule, and had my bottle of Henri fking Bardouin confiscated at the bd airport.

Third, I got home to an answerphone message from fking Barclaycard, telling me that the car hire pany I collected a car from last week charged me seven hundred fking pounds. I have no bd clue why.

They also told me that this afternoon, when although put EUR 40 of fuel in the fking hire car before I returned it, the petrol station have gone and fking charged me GBP 85

Then I discover British ttting Gas have estimated my meter readings, and have charged me nearly a bd grand for electricity and gas! and they're pretty fking accurate estimates

Then I find my bking PS3 froze just after I left home a week ago, so no fking thing I scheduled got recorded.

And the "Exciting news " I got from the fking Lottery people by email last Sunday morning turned out to be a lousy bd tenner!

Grr.


carreauchompeur

18,328 posts

234 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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I'm going to go for a solid 8/10 due to sheer amount of woe and copious, well distributed swearing.

silverMX

1,277 posts

217 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Poor effort...I'm quite sure 'General Gassing' is for car related topics.

Try 'The Lounge'.

sday12

5,068 posts

241 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Doofus said:
Henri Bardouin
Worth it just for this:


Doofus

Original Poster:

34,538 posts

203 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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silverMX said:
Poor effort...I'm quite sure 'General Gassing' is for car related topics.

Try 'The Lounge'.
And there's another thing that's gone wrong! bks!

Edited by Doofus on Saturday 8th May 21:15

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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I'm only giving you a three as it's your own fault for booking a flight with ryanair.

Jonny671

29,904 posts

219 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Jesus.

Not your best few days frown

8/10 too.. Pretty good!

Four Cofffee

11,838 posts

265 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Not enough identifying of individuals , as that always gives you the chance to make personal comments about the border guard who stank like a pikie wrestler after eating chesse and onion sandwiches with a dog st dressing,, or looked like she shared the brain cell with Joe Swash and that Joe was bush with 'the wall' etc etc.

6/10

Edited by Four Cofffee on Saturday 8th May 21:20

Jasandjules

72,626 posts

259 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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On the plus side, things can only get better......

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Jasandjules said:
On the plus side, things can only get better......
Didn't work for the last lot who said that..

Doofus

Original Poster:

34,538 posts

203 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Jasandjules said:
On the plus side, things can only get better......
That's true actually.

And thanks for the boost.

In fact, I'm rather looking forward to finding a dead earwig in my cereal tomorrow.

Yay

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

200 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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I was once on a train from Amsterdam centre to Amsterdam airport when I got a text off British Airways saying my flight had been cancelled. It had been absolutely freezing while I was there & there was lots of snow but only 2 fking flights from the entire airport were cancelled & 1 was mine. I got to the information desk & the woman said I'd have to wait for almost half a day for the next 1. I was on my own, was knackered & didn't have a pot to piss in at that stage so would have had to spend something like 11 hours in the airport without any money to get pissed or go & get a brass. I just refused to accept it & stood my ground for long enough for there to be a shift change & someone who actually gave a fk took over & found another flight for me so it worked out ok in the end

Jasandjules

72,626 posts

259 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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HOGEPH said:
Jasandjules said:
On the plus side, things can only get better......
Didn't work for the last lot who said that..
On the contrary, it worked for them, they got their snouts well and truly into the trough.

OP, tomorrow you should put your feet up, grab a beer and a pizza, and then watch the Grand Prix.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Saturday 8th May 2010
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Jasandjules said:
HOGEPH said:
Jasandjules said:
On the plus side, things can only get better......
Didn't work for the last lot who said that..
On the contrary, it worked for them, they got their snouts well and truly into the trough.

OP, tomorrow you should put your feet up, grab a beer and a pizza, and then watch the Grand Prix.
I stand corrected, it didn't work out for the rest of us.