Summing up Brown's current situation

[The Excession]

I was talking with the old man over the weekend and of course we touched on the latest election fiasco.

The old fella summed up the situation quite succinctly I thought when he said.

'Someone needs to hand Brown a bottle of whisky and a loaded revolver....'

class!

[cazzer]

He'd sell the bottle for half of what it was worth and then ban himself from owning the revolver.

[youngsyr]

What is the alternative though?

Until a government that can actually govern is formed, why bother changing anything only to have to change it again in a week when/if the Tories finally come to an agreement?

[don4l]

Every successful political career ends in disaster - unless they die before disaster strikes.


Oh wait a second...


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[Don]

cazzer said:

He'd sell the bottle for half of what it was worth and then ban himself from owning the revolver.

Naaah. He'd sell the whisky and the bullets and be left with a useless revolver.

[The Excession]

anonymous said:

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cazzer said:

He'd sell the bottle for half of what it was worth and then ban himself from owning the revolver.

Yeah... can't sum up better than that!

[D-Angle]

anonymous said:

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More likely he would empty the revolver trying to hit the bottle, because he thought that's what they meant him to do when they gave it to him.

[thatone1967]

He's fked..

Thread closed...

[Castrol Craig]

thatone1967 said:

He's fked..

Thread closed...

thatll do.

[Andy Zarse]

He'll guzzled down the whisky in one go, piss in the bottle and sell it to someone else, then in a drunken foul-mouthed rage shoot himself in the head. However, the bullet would hit his glass eye, ricochet off his gurning jaw before hitting him clean in the Jedwards and finally lodging in his perineum, leading to a painful operation to remove it.

Hopefully.

[Great Pretender]

But jokes aside...

what is actually going to happen?

[Lefty 200 Drams]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

David.

David who?

Come on Gordon, get the hell out of my house.




I think this sums it up nicely...

[Political Pain]

So much hate!

[Don]

anonymous said:

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+1

[Gun]

Bye bye Gordon!

[cazzer]

Thinking about this a bit more....
I think I would describe him as "Hiding"

[Robatr0n]

He's like a floater.

No matter how many times you flush, that piece of st just keeps floating back up refusing to move on.