*******

[10 Pence Short]

Thursday - Hoping for a Conservative majority. Result? Hung Parliament.

Friday - Day off. Result? Something big at work happens and it's back to work till late in the evening.

Sunday 1 - Hoping for a good haul of points for Hamilton and a DNF for Alonso. Result? Hamilton falls off the road due to mechanical problem and promotes Alonso to second.

Sunday 2 - Slim chance of Utd retaining their title if only Wigan can sneak a draw. Result? Chelsea beat Wigan by the narrow margin of 8 goals.

bks.

That is all.

[Simbu]

But Saturday was fine, right?

[off_again]

Simbu said:

But Saturday was fine, right?

Yeah, probably got his leg over as he is not saying....

[10 Pence Short]

Saturday was - Went to the only DVD rental shop in town to take out a film. Result? Couldn't get a film because their computer was down.

It hardly seemed worthy of inclusion with the list of hate but, hey ho, now you all know.

[WorAl]

Yes, that Wigan v Chelsea game was a close call, think Chelsea were lucky.

[elster]

You had 2 Sundays?!

[VEA]

At least you didn't try to book into a Hotel in Nice only to be given a room without a Bed in it!

[ArtVandelay]

You think you've got it bad, look at the MP for my hometown:

[10 Pence Short]

BANANAMAN!

What. A. .

[Cara van Man]

ArtVandelay said:

You think you've got it bad, look at the MP for my hometown:

It's nice that Downs Syndrome kiddies get a chance nowadays.

ETA: Sorry, is that a bit too 'Frankie Boyle'?

Edited by Cara van Man on Monday 10th May 11:45

[bazking69]

Well at least the weather was nice. Oh, hang on, it wasn't!

[cazzer]

VEA said:

At least you didn't try to book into a Hotel in Nice only to be given a room without a Bed in it!

That wins. Because that is special.

[VEA]

cazzer said:

VEA said:

At least you didn't try to book into a Hotel in Nice only to be given a room without a Bed in it!

That wins. Because that is special.

I thought so too, took them ages to figure it out too, possibly the worst hotel I have ever stayed in! We were orignally booked in for two nights, we didnt stay!

[Kaelic]

elster said:

You had 2 Sundays?!

bd how do I get 2 sundays???? I always end up with two mondays

[Matt Evans]

off_again said:

Simbu said:

But Saturday was fine, right?

Yeah, probably got his leg over as he is not saying....

10 Pence Short said:

Saturday was - Went to the only DVD rental shop in town to take out a film.

More of a hand over then?

[The Hitman]

10 Pence Short said:

Thursday - Hoping for a Conservative majority. Result? Hung Parliament.

Friday - Day off. Result? Something big at work happens and it's back to work till late in the evening.

Sunday 1 - Hoping for a good haul of points for Hamilton and a DNF for Alonso. Result? Hamilton falls off the road due to mechanical problem and promotes Alonso to second.

Sunday 2 - Slim chance of Utd retaining their title if only Wigan can sneak a draw. Result? Chelsea beat Wigan by the narrow margin of 8 goals.

bks.

That is all.

You're a Tory? I really feel for you man, I'd hate my life too if I was you...

[sday12]

Wednesday- Qualify for The Champions League.

Thursday - Take 200 quid off Tory voters as a result of them not getting a majority.

Friday - Day off. Actually everyday is a day off.

Sunday 1 - Got laid.

Sunday 2 - Those wkers from Manchester Utd won fk all.


Excellent!


That is all.

[sonic_2k_uk]

sday12 said:

Friday - Day off. Actually everyday is a day off.

You voted for labour then?